The Breakdown

  • 20g protein per serving, no added sugar
  • Lactose-free via lactase enzyme
  • Pasteurized milk base with added milk protein
  • Acesulfame K + stevia sweeteners
  • Cellulose gum, carrageenan stabilizers

Side Effects

npc gains, gut whispers, ancestors rolling eyes

Buy Instead

Skip the cup. Buy plain cottage cheese or Greek yogurt — single ingredient, real protein, zero sweetener theater.