Food · 47% slop · mid

Sloppy Joe

Name: Sloppy Joe: 47% Slop — Beef in sweet tomato sludge on a bun — salvageable mid
Item: Sloppy Joe
Rating: 53
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Beef in sweet tomato sludge on a bun — salvageable mid slop

The Breakdown

Ground beef base delivers real protein and animal fat
Tomato sauce often hides HFCS and soybean oil
White bun adds the usual processed carb payload
Homemade version drops to low 20s; canned jumps to 70+

Side Effects

gut bloat, ancestors filing complaints, l's in chat for the bun

Buy Instead

Skip the mix. Buy grass-fed ground beef and make your own with tallow, real tomatoes, and no seed oils.

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