The Take
Cloetta Kex earns a 48 Slop Score. It is a palm-fat wafer bar that leans on sugar and processed grains for texture while real cocoa butter and cocoa mass prevent total mockolate failure.
Buyers reach for it to signal cheap childhood nostalgia or quick energy without the seed-oil guilt trip of other bars.
The Verdict
Cloetta Kex trades real chocolate for a sugar-forward wafer that spikes blood sugar then leaves regret. The palm fat blend and soy lecithin keep it firmly in mid territory despite the cocoa solids.
Skip Cloetta Kex. Buy a bar of 85% dark chocolate instead. Slop Score: 48.
Common Questions
What is in Cloetta Kex?
Sugar leads at 43g per 100g, followed by wheat flour, palm fat blend, milk powders, and real cocoa components.
How much sugar is in Cloetta Kex?
43 grams per 100 grams tops the ingredient list.
What is a healthier alternative to Cloetta Kex?
An 85% dark chocolate bar gives real cocoa with half the sugar.
