Food roast · 58% slop
You wanted crunchy Indian starters without the seed oil tax, but the supermarket version always collects.
77% lentils, 100% rapeseed regret.
Tesco Plain Poppadoms score 58 Slop. They start with honest 77% lentil flour but finish the job in rapeseed oil.
Buyers chase quick authenticity and low-effort virtue without the kitchen mess.
Real legume content earns the one good mark, but rapeseed oil and pre-frying drag it straight into mid territory.
Skip the pack. Buy lentil flour and tallow or ghee — fry your own, zero seed oil. Slop Score 58.
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