Food · 58% slop · mid

Connoisseur Ice Cream

Name: Connoisseur Ice Cream: 58% Slop — Gourmet LARP in a tub full of gums and syrup
Item: Connoisseur Ice Cream
Rating: 42
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Gourmet LARP in a tub full of gums and syrup

The Breakdown

Australian cream and Madagascan vanilla extract
Glucose syrup and sugar lead the sweetener stack
Vegetable emulsifier 471 and gums 410/412
Colour 160b and undisclosed flavours
Minimum 10% milk fat, not exactly premium

Side Effects

sugar crash, gum bloat, ancestors questioning the gums

Buy Instead

Skip it. Buy a local creamery vanilla or make your own with cream, eggs, and real vanilla.

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