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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 29% SLOP Smearcase Cottage cheese ice cream that hits protein without the usual industrial slop. BASED
  2. 29% SLOP Ja! Classic Löslicher Kaffee Pure instant bean dust, zero filler slop BASED
  3. 29% SLOP Porter's Stone Soup Cafe & Pub Fresh ingredients, homemade soups — actual cafe, not LARP BASED
  4. 71% SLOP Byblos Pitas Western Canada's #1 processed pita LARP SLOP
  5. 71% SLOP Late July Nacho Tortilla Chips Organic corn cosplaying as nachos in seed oil SLOP
  6. 71% SLOP Blueberry Muffins Cake in denial with seed-oil regrets SLOP
  7. 29% SLOP Sweet tea Tea plus sugar, southern classic done right BASED
  8. 29% SLOP Kevin’s Teriyaki-Style Chicken Stir-Fry Kit Paleo kit that actually skips the usual slop traps BASED
  9. 29% SLOP Nurri 30g Protein Milk Shake Real dairy base carries it; sweetener stack drags it mid. BASED
  10. 71% SLOP Biscoff Seed-oil cookie cosplay with a side of palm sludge SLOP
  11. 29% SLOP Outshine Popsicles real fruit bars, sugar tax paid but ingredients clean BASED
  12. 71% SLOP Broccoli Cheddar Veggie LARP drowning in cheese product sludge SLOP
  13. 29% SLOP Tito's Handmade Vodka corn spirit, no frills, adult beverage only BASED
  14. 29% SLOP Blue Bell Texas creamery still doing real dairy right BASED
  15. 71% SLOP Organic Broccoli with Seed Oil Organic base can't outrun the canola baptism SLOP
  16. 71% SLOP Blue Plate Real Mayonnaise Soybean oil jar with egg-yolk cope SLOP
  17. 71% SLOP Knackis (Herta) Processed pork tube with childhood marketing tax SLOP
  18. 71% SLOP Bauli Panmoro Chocolate Pandoro Italian tradition industrialised with syrup and additives SLOP
  19. 29% SLOP Chick-fil-A Grilled Chicken Grilled chicken at the chicken place — rare W BASED
  20. 29% SLOP Homemade Blue Cheese Dressing Solid if you skip the seed-oil mayo trap BASED
  21. 71% SLOP Spring Roll Seed-oil-fried wrapper of compromise SLOP
  22. 71% SLOP Ketchup Tomato paste with a sugar addiction SLOP
  23. 29% SLOP Lactaid Milk lactose-free crutch for the dairy-weak BASED
  24. 29% SLOP Goodles Cheddy Mac Boxed mac that actually tried — real cheese, butter, plant boost BASED
  25. 29% SLOP Cheasy 1.5% Hytteost Naturel Low-fat cottage cheese with starch filler — mostly based BASED
  26. 71% SLOP Purepower Hydro Sports tabs with more E-numbers than gains. SLOP
  27. 29% SLOP Kania Sennep Budget mustard done right — seeds, vinegar, done. BASED
  28. 29% SLOP Ranch Style Beans Texas pinto staple, canned but honest BASED
  29. 31% SLOP Toblerone Swiss nougat bar that still respects chocolate BASED
  30. 31% SLOP Green Tabasco Jalapeño vinegar with lab goo for texture BASED
  31. 31% SLOP Iced Coffee Black version based, chain slop versions mid at best BASED
  32. 31% SLOP Guinness Draught Stout done right, widget and all. BASED
  33. 31% SLOP Bundaberg Ginger Beer Real ginger root in a sugar can — better than the usual slop BASED
  34. 31% SLOP Red Wine Grapes + time = civilization tax BASED
  35. 31% SLOP Hummus chickpea tahini paste that slaps when the oil stays olive BASED
  36. 31% SLOP Sugar Single-ingredient staple turned modern vice BASED
  37. 68% SLOP Trek Protein Oat Bar Soy sludge in oat drag, palm oil edition. SLOP
  38. 68% SLOP Orgain 30g Plant Protein Vanilla Organic plant sludge for the NPC gym bro arc SLOP
  39. 68% SLOP Magic Spoon High-protein cereal LARP, still boxed slop SLOP
  40. 68% SLOP Pussy Natural Energy edgy name carries the whole can, drink is mid SLOP
  41. 68% SLOP Las Caseritas Pastel de Hojaldre de Arequipe Commercial puff pastry sugar bomb, tradition cosplay SLOP
  42. 68% SLOP Deutsche Küche German Bean Soup Authentic name, industrial execution SLOP
  43. 68% SLOP Hydrox Original cookie, still industrial nostalgia bait SLOP
  44. 32% SLOP Dannon Nonfat Plain Greek Yogurt Protein win, fat stripped for the crime of flavor BASED
  45. 68% SLOP Aquaroma Lemon & Lime Sweetener ghost in spring water's clothing SLOP
  46. 68% SLOP Millville Mixed Berry Greek Yogurt Protein Chewy Bar Aldi protein bar cosplaying as yogurt SLOP
  47. 68% SLOP Elevation White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Performance Energy Bar Soy sludge bar dressed up as performance fuel SLOP
  48. 68% SLOP Simply Nature Organic Fruit Snacks organic sugar pouches cosplaying as fruit SLOP
  49. 68% SLOP Clif Bar Soy sludge in a wrapper, marketed as trail fuel SLOP
  50. 68% SLOP Welch's PBJ Grape sugar bomb pretending to be lunch SLOP
  51. 32% SLOP Poland Spring Water Plain spring water, corporate plastic edition BASED
  52. 32% SLOP San Miguel Beer Traditional pilsner with corporate adjunct creep. BASED
  53. 68% SLOP Aldi Blueberry Yogurt Pouch Sugar-loaded squeezable milk pouch for kids. SLOP
  54. 68% SLOP Jif Peanut Butter Peanuts betrayed by hydrogenated oils and sugar. SLOP
  55. 68% SLOP Oatmeal Strawberries & Cream Processed oats cosplaying as breakfast royalty. SLOP
  56. 68% SLOP Suco Fazenda Bela Vista Limonada 900ml Lemon juice with a sweetener side hustle SLOP
  57. 68% SLOP BODYARMOR Sports drink LARP with better marketing than Gatorade SLOP
  58. 32% SLOP NA Beers Booze-free liquid courage, mostly based BASED
  59. 32% SLOP Sierra Nevada NA Solid craft NA, real ingredients win. BASED
  60. 68% SLOP Bud Zero De-alcoholized Bud with natural flavour crutches. SLOP
  61. 68% SLOP Orange Julius Mall-era orange sugar slurry SLOP
  62. 32% SLOP Taco Bell Sauce Packets hit different, but still industrial tomato water. BASED
  63. 68% SLOP Hot Dog Tube of mechanically separated regret. SLOP
  64. 68% SLOP Hydro Protein Hydrolyzed whey powder: fast hit, heavy processing tax SLOP
  65. 32% SLOP Batata Recheada Real potato base, stuffing decides the slop level BASED
  66. 68% SLOP Goya Salchichon Offal deli log with mystery flavor stack SLOP
  67. 32% SLOP Dave's Killer White Bread Organic white bread that actually tries BASED
  68. 68% SLOP Boom Chicka Pop Seed-oil popcorn cosplaying clean SLOP
  69. 68% SLOP H-E-B Bakery Fresh Sea Salt Tortilla Chips Corn chips with palm slop and preservative baggage. SLOP
  70. 32% SLOP Chai Tea Spiced tea ritual, often drowned in syrup BASED
  71. 68% SLOP Westchase Pizza & Pasta Company Standard NY-style joint, mid on the slop scale SLOP
  72. 68% SLOP Sausage Patty Processed pork puck, mid-tier meat slop SLOP
  73. 68% SLOP Jack Link's Beef Jerky Rugged branding, mall-rat execution with sugar and nitrites. SLOP
  74. 68% SLOP Gelatelli Mixed Berries with Fruity Sauce Berry purees in a sugar slurry on a stick SLOP
  75. 67% SLOP Instant coffee Caffeine shortcut in a jar of factory dust SLOP
  76. 67% SLOP Little Salad Bar Southwest Chopped Salad Kit Real veg buried under seed-oil dressing sludge SLOP
  77. 67% SLOP BBQ Baked Beans Sugar delivery system masquerading as a side SLOP
  78. 67% SLOP Hillshire Farms Little Plates Charcuterie cosplay wrecked by sunflower oil crackers. SLOP
  79. 34% SLOP Arla Protein Mango Yogurt Milk protein pouch with mango and stevia side quest MID
  80. 34% SLOP Guinness Traditional stout, zero industrial additives. MID
  81. 34% SLOP Quince Daily Superfood Greens Clean greens powder, honest value play from Quince. MID
  82. 34% SLOP Guldbarre Mørk Honest Danish 57% dark bar, minimal additives MID
  83. 34% SLOP Sausage Meat tube lottery — based if real, slop if pink slime. MID
  84. 34% SLOP Beef Lasagna Real meat and cheese, but wheat tax and sauce roulette MID
  85. 64% SLOP Biagio's Pizza-N-Pasta Local NJ pizzeria with olive oil lifelines amid standard slop MID
  86. 64% SLOP Antonio's Pasta Grille Hearty Italian portions, kitchen slop default. MID
  87. 37% SLOP Alpen Muesli whole grains and nuts doing the heavy lifting, sugar tagging along MID
  88. 37% SLOP Tasty Bite Madras Lentils Real lentils and spices, dragged by seed-oil pouch. MID
  89. 37% SLOP Perdue Chicken Breast Real meat, corporate CAFO edition. MID
  90. 37% SLOP Amrita Health Foods Allergen fortress protein bars done right. MID
  91. 37% SLOP Chobani Real dairy, but brand wellness LARP outpaces the tub MID
  92. 37% SLOP Tikka Masala Spiced protein in cream sauce — mostly based if you skip the jar. MID
  93. 62% SLOP Kwality 25g High Protein Oats Soy isolate ruins the protein flex MID
  94. 62% SLOP Dulce de Leche Bar (RSA-0031139-2024) Traditional caramel trap in bar form — sugar delivery system. MID
  95. 62% SLOP Body Fortress Whey Protein Chocolate Whey core buried under sweetener sludge and filler dust MID
  96. 38% SLOP Hot Honey Honey plus fire, mostly honest but trendy markup MID
  97. 62% SLOP PopCorners Sunflower oil popcorn LARP. MID
  98. 62% SLOP Bar-S Polish Sausages Processed tube meat with factory vibes. MID
  99. 62% SLOP Uptime Energy Strawberry Dragon Fruit Natural caffeine hustle still slop in a can MID
  100. 38% SLOP Domino Premium Sugar Cane Sugar Cubes Single-ingredient cane sugar cubes, zero junk. MID
  101. 62% SLOP Ningxia Red MLM wolfberry sludge marketed as elixir MID
  102. 62% SLOP VIVA Chocolate Flavour Milk Drink Low-fat milk LARP with gum and sweetener MID
  103. 38% SLOP M&S Stir Fry Sweet Soy Ginger & Garlic Solid base sauce, sugar punch but no seed oil betrayal MID
  104. 38% SLOP Galletas de Ojos Jam-eyed shortbread, grandma-tier if you skip the industrial swap. MID
  105. 62% SLOP Dietz & Watson Homestyle Turkey Breast Deli turkey with a canola oil tan MID
  106. 62% SLOP Bottled water Hydration LARP in a plastic cage MID
  107. 62% SLOP Gorilla Mind White Frost Zero-sugar nootropic flex in a can, still an energy drink. MID
  108. 62% SLOP Ratio Protein Yogurt 25g protein with sunflower oil and sucralose tax MID
  109. 62% SLOP Lacnor Fruit Cocktail Juice Concentrate blend with a sugar tax MID
  110. 38% SLOP Rice Pudding Grandma's bowl — sugar is the only tax. MID
  111. 38% SLOP Burritos Solid base ruined by chain fryer oil and bloat wraps MID
  112. 38% SLOP Deschutes Fresh Squeezed NA Craft NA IPA with honest malt and hops, minimal slop MID
  113. 62% SLOP PBR NA Hipster NA lager, corn-forward and processed. MID
  114. 62% SLOP Miller High Life corn-syrup lager, champagne of the working class MID
  115. 38% SLOP Oat and Barley Bread Whole-grain flex still riding industrial wheat rails MID
  116. 38% SLOP Cafe Sua Da Traditional Vietnamese iced crack, sugar edition MID
  117. 38% SLOP Kolache w Jalapeño Texas bakery staple, jalapeño carries the whole operation MID
  118. 38% SLOP Tuborg Classic Honest Danish lager, zero pretense, mild payoff MID
  119. 38% SLOP McDonald's Hula Burger (Discontinued) 1960s meatless swing that missed the bun MID
  120. 62% SLOP Colian Herbatniki Ekstra Grube palm-fat Petit Beurre, thick crunch, thin on based MID