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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 74% SLOP Orangina Sugary orange fizz cosplaying as juice. SLOP
  2. 74% SLOP R Whites Lemonade Ice Lollies Lemonade cosplay in a plastic tube, heavy on the syrup SLOP
  3. 74% SLOP Maretti Bruschette Chips Oven-baked bagel chips cosplaying as Italian bruschetta. SLOP
  4. 74% SLOP Liquid IV Sugar packet cosplaying as medicine SLOP
  5. 74% SLOP Mission Spinach Wrap Healthy LARP in a seed-oil tortilla coffin SLOP
  6. 74% SLOP The Chicago Pizza Company Extra Thin Chicken & Cranberry Canola-crust frozen slop with mystery chicken and holiday fruit SLOP
  7. 74% SLOP Miller Lite Light lager for NPCs who want beer without the beer. SLOP
  8. 74% SLOP Barratt Refreshers Fizzy sugar pucks, tongue buzz then regret SLOP
  9. 74% SLOP Pepsi Prebiotic Cola Prebiotic LARP in a can — still cola slop SLOP
  10. 74% SLOP Desperados Tequila LARP in a can, syrupy betrayal of beer. SLOP
  11. 74% SLOP Great Value Strawberry No Crust Sandwiches Uncrustables cosplay with extra processing. SLOP
  12. 74% SLOP Gille Schwedische Hafertaler Swedish oat cookies ruined by palm-rapeseed margarine slop SLOP
  13. 74% SLOP Hello Panda Cute panda face, industrial cookie guts SLOP
  14. 74% SLOP Corny Big Chocolate-dipped grain bar LARPing as fuel. SLOP
  15. 74% SLOP Frozen Croutons Straight From the Bag Ultra-processed bread cubes, now served frozen for peak NPC snacking SLOP
  16. 74% SLOP On The Border Chips Restaurant LARP in a seed-oil bag SLOP
  17. 74% SLOP Just Bare Original Breaded Chicken Breast Chunks Chicken LARP ruined by seed-oil breading SLOP
  18. 26% SLOP Bavaro's Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Wood-fired family recipes beat chain slop in St. Pete. BASED
  19. 74% SLOP Yakult Probiotic marketing in a sugar vial SLOP
  20. 74% SLOP Ramen Instant noodle slop in a cup SLOP
  21. 74% SLOP Clio Zero Sugar Vanilla Yogurt Bar Zero-sugar dairy cosplay in a wrapper SLOP
  22. 26% SLOP Honey Mama's Chocolate Cake Clean fudge bar that actually delivers on the ingredients list BASED
  23. 74% SLOP Tasty Bite Spinach & Paneer Pouch saag with sunflower seed-oil tax SLOP
  24. 27% SLOP Chivas Regal Extra Aged 13 Years Oak-aged tradition, zero modern LARP. BASED
  25. 27% SLOP Real Good Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Tenders Chickpea-breaded chicken that actually reads like food BASED
  26. 27% SLOP Oikos Solid Greek yogurt, plain version actually earns it BASED
  27. 27% SLOP Shawarma Spit-roasted meat wrap — civilization in a pita if the oil stays clean. BASED
  28. 27% SLOP Mashed Potatoes Spud slop or grandma fuel depending on the fat BASED
  29. 27% SLOP Swoon Monk-fruit lemonade that actually skips the sugar. BASED
  30. 27% SLOP Levels Grass Fed Whey Protein Powder Clean whey, zero fake-sweetener theater BASED
  31. 72% SLOP Lotus Biscoff Seed-oil caramel cookie with soy phytoestrogen tax. SLOP
  32. 28% SLOP Citric Acid Single-ingredient acid, fermentation OG BASED
  33. 72% SLOP Nigga Salted Watermelon Watermelon itself is based; the slur branding is pure slop. SLOP
  34. 72% SLOP Nature Valley Granola Bar Oats fronting for canola and cane. SLOP
  35. 28% SLOP Jennies Organic Coconut Bites with Cacao Nibs & Dark Chocolate Coconut-forward bites that mostly dodge the slop trap. BASED
  36. 28% SLOP MUD\WTR Organic mushroom chai ritual, zero slop additives BASED
  37. 72% SLOP Jianlibao Chinese sports drink nostalgia in a can of fake sugar SLOP
  38. 28% SLOP Domino Raw Sugar Single-ingredient cane, pre-industrial vibes BASED
  39. 28% SLOP Pasteurized Milk Cow juice with the enzymes executed BASED
  40. 72% SLOP Triscuits (No Oils) Whole wheat betrayed by canola oil. SLOP
  41. 28% SLOP Deer Park Water Plain spring water, plastic cage ruins the vibe BASED
  42. 28% SLOP Coors Banquet Straightforward lager, no marketing theater. BASED
  43. 28% SLOP Starbucks French Roast Dark roast beans, one ingredient, corporate markup BASED
  44. 72% SLOP Frutap Leite Fermentado Fermented skim milk drowned in sugar syrup SLOP
  45. 28% SLOP West Coast Burger Bowl Wagyu beef, bacon, avocado — actual food in a bowl. BASED
  46. 28% SLOP Pabst Blue Ribbon Non-Alcoholic Blue-collar NA lager that keeps the ritual without the regret. BASED
  47. 28% SLOP Oikos Pro High-protein Greek yogurt that mostly delivers. BASED
  48. 28% SLOP Lasanha Based if homemade, mid if jarred BASED
  49. 28% SLOP Martini Old-school booze ritual, zero seed-oil theater. BASED
  50. 72% SLOP OLW Swedish snack industrial complex in a bag SLOP
  51. 28% SLOP Costco Hot Dog $1.50 beef stick that mocks every fast-food dog BASED
  52. 72% SLOP Kirkland Sparkling Energy Drink Tropical Sucralose sparkle with B-vitamin cope SLOP
  53. 72% SLOP Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter Candy-brand peanut butter — slop in a jar SLOP
  54. 72% SLOP Beef Lasagna (On the Menu Since 2009) Frozen relic still peddling industrial layers. SLOP
  55. 28% SLOP Eggland's Best Eggs Eggs with premium feed marketing, still eggs BASED
  56. 71% SLOP Olipop Cola Prebiotic LARP in a can, still engineered fizz SLOP
  57. 29% SLOP Instant Cream of Rice Rice mush that still remembers its roots BASED
  58. 29% SLOP Dulce de Leche Bar Simple milk-sugar bar, not lab sludge BASED
  59. 29% SLOP Maíz y Leche Baked Good Grandma recipe, zero seed-oil betrayal BASED
  60. 71% SLOP Kiss Fillerz Cheese Filled Rolls Trinidad bakery slop in a 90g tube. SLOP
  61. 71% SLOP Barras de Dulce de Leche (RSA-0031139-2024) Milk caramel bars: sugar delivery system with dairy cosplay. SLOP
  62. 71% SLOP Dulce de leche Productos rimar Milk caramel buried under E-numbers and fillers SLOP
  63. 71% SLOP Heinz Ketchup HFCS in a glass bottle — classic slop in disguise SLOP
  64. 29% SLOP Mighty Spark Honey & Jalapeño Chicken Snack Stick Chicken-first stick with real heat and honey. BASED
  65. 71% SLOP Root Beer Extract processed flavor cheat code for fake soda SLOP
  66. 71% SLOP Folgers Instant Coffee Corporate bean water for the NPC morning routine SLOP
  67. 71% SLOP Starbucks Double Chocolate Hot Cocoa Processed cocoa sludge with Starbucks tax SLOP
  68. 71% SLOP Kiss Cakes Goodie Trini cream bomb in foil wrapper SLOP
  69. 71% SLOP Tonic Water Sugary quinine soda in a fancy bottle. SLOP
  70. 71% SLOP Tonic Soda Bitter mixer turned lifestyle drink, still slop SLOP
  71. 71% SLOP Beijing-Style Chicken Wrap Tortilla tax on decent chicken SLOP
  72. 29% SLOP Kringle Buttery Danish pastry, old-world flex BASED
  73. 71% SLOP Hornitos Corporate agave juice in a bottle SLOP
  74. 71% SLOP Jaegermeister Herbal party poison with a secret recipe and a body count SLOP
  75. 29% SLOP Weetabix Whole-wheat bricks with three additives — old-school cereal BASED
  76. 71% SLOP Jarritos Guava Sugar bomb with dye job, Mexican label slapped on. SLOP
  77. 29% SLOP Dave's Killer Bread Epic Everything Bagels Whole grains and seeds carrying the load BASED
  78. 71% SLOP Member's Mark Red Quinoa Chia Corn Tortilla Chips Seed-oil chips with quinoa cosplay SLOP
  79. 29% SLOP Friendly Farms Low Fat Cottage Cheese Protein hit, fat-fear LARP BASED
  80. 71% SLOP Special K Cinnamon Pecan Diet flake LARP with nut sprinkles. SLOP
  81. 29% SLOP Perfect Bar Whole-food protein bar that mostly delivers BASED
  82. 29% SLOP Okra Masala Traditional veg curry done right if you skip the industrial oil BASED
  83. 71% SLOP Cajun Jambalaya Pasta Cajun cosplay over industrial pasta slop SLOP
  84. 71% SLOP Zenshi Yuzu Teriyaki Salmon Avocado Roll Packaged sushi cosplay with the usual additive parade SLOP
  85. 71% SLOP Lindor Fancy wrapper, same industrial candy pipeline. SLOP
  86. 29% SLOP Honey Smoked Fish Co Cracked Pepper Real fish, pepper, smoke — mostly based BASED
  87. 71% SLOP Minute Maid 100% Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice Concentrate cosplay with a water tax SLOP
  88. 71% SLOP Rana Marry Me Pasta Kit Convenience slop in a microwave tray SLOP
  89. 29% SLOP Alpen Muesli (British Original) Alps in a bowl, sugar rides shotgun BASED
  90. 29% SLOP Fairlife Ultra Skim Milk Filtered milk with the fat exiled for no good reason. BASED
  91. 71% SLOP Hormel Chili Canned meat sludge with filler ambitions SLOP
  92. 29% SLOP Tesco Rice Cakes (Lightly Salted) Brown rice and sea salt, air-puffed honesty BASED
  93. 71% SLOP Welch's Classic grape sugar bomb in a nostalgic wrapper SLOP
  94. 71% SLOP Gotlandschips Tryffel & Parmesan Local truffle flex on a rapeseed-oil base SLOP
  95. 71% SLOP Néctar Misto de Abacaxi e Maçã Tial, 1L Watered fruit cosplay with sugar toll SLOP
  96. 71% SLOP Spinach Tortilla Greenwashed refined-flour slop with spinach cosplay SLOP
  97. 71% SLOP Old Milwaukee NA Budget NA beer cosplay in a can SLOP
  98. 29% SLOP Sierra Nevada Hazy IPA Legit craft haze, no marketing theater. BASED
  99. 29% SLOP Kenko Molho de Pimenta Real pepper pulp with a side of lab thickener. BASED
  100. 29% SLOP Open Nature Pomegranate Juice Filtered water plus concentrate, clean but concentrated sugar. BASED
  101. 71% SLOP Iams Dog Food Grain-and-byproduct kibble for dogs who tolerate mediocrity. SLOP
  102. 71% SLOP Poppi Prebiotic cosplay soda still running on sugar SLOP
  103. 71% SLOP Milkshake Dairy vehicle for industrial sweetener sludge SLOP
  104. 71% SLOP Deli Ham Brined pork in a plastic coffin SLOP
  105. 29% SLOP Hungry Jack Original Hashbrown Potatoes Real Idaho spuds with two minor lab add-ins BASED
  106. 29% SLOP Leberkäse / Kaeseleberkaese Bavarian meat brick, based if homemade BASED
  107. 29% SLOP Berlin Doner Kebap Vertical spit meat + fresh veg, pre-1990 vibes BASED
  108. 71% SLOP Toms Guld Barre Knas Classic Danish milk chocolate, ruined by canola lecithin and corn-sugar filler. SLOP
  109. 71% SLOP Barebells Marshmallow Protein Bar Candy bar cosplay with whey aftertaste. SLOP
  110. 71% SLOP Sneak Energy Zero-sugar sachet LARP, still engineered jolt. SLOP
  111. 29% SLOP Yakisoba Street stir-fry that still respects ingredients when done right. BASED
  112. 29% SLOP Natural One Suco de Laranja 100% fruit, reconstituted but honest. BASED
  113. 29% SLOP Coxinha Traditional Brazilian chicken bomb — real meat, fried discipline BASED
  114. 71% SLOP Rold Gold Pretzels Classic shape, industrial seed-oil soul SLOP
  115. 71% SLOP Toms Guld Barre Gold wrapper hides sugar bomb, Danish classic edition SLOP
  116. 71% SLOP SIA Glass Finaste Paahdettu Karamelli Puikko Premium Swedish ice cream stick still industrial slop SLOP
  117. 29% SLOP Momofuku Tingly Chili Wavy Noodles Sichuan pepper tingle in a pouch, actually decent. BASED
  118. 71% SLOP Jif Peanut Butter on Toast Processed peanut paste with hydrogenated baggage. SLOP
  119. 71% SLOP Thomas' Bagels Shelf-stable factory loaf, zero soul. SLOP
  120. 29% SLOP Oat Nut Bread Oats + nuts = mostly based if the label stays short. BASED