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Pabst Blue Ribbon Non-Alcoholic

Name: Pabst Blue Ribbon Non-Alcoholic: 28% Slop — Blue-collar NA lager that keeps th
Item: Pabst Blue Ribbon Non-Alcoholic
Rating: 72
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Blue-collar NA lager that keeps the ritual without the regret.

The Breakdown

6-row barley + real Pacific and Yugoslavian hops
0.4% ABV, authentic PBR taste, no gimmicks
Dealcoholized process still adds minor processing
No HFCS, dyes, or long additive lists reported

Side Effects

liver stays sober, ancestors nod in approval

Buy Instead

Pair it with Athletic Brewing IPA for a proper NA lineup.

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