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Deer Park Water

Name: Deer Park Water: 28% Slop — Plain spring water, plastic cage ruins the vibe
Item: Deer Park Water
Rating: 72
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Plain spring water, plastic cage ruins the vibe

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: water from real springs
No additives, dyes, or HFCS nonsense
Plastic bottle, not glass or can
Nestlé ownership, corporate water grab energy

Side Effects

ancestors filing complaints about the bottle habit

Buy Instead

Skip the plastic. Buy a Berkey filter or local spring water in glass.

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