Food roast · 62% slop

Is PBR NA Healthy? Mid Corn Adjunct NA Lager

PBR NA chases the non-alcoholic wave with Pabst nostalgia but delivers basic corn seltzer instead of craft flavor.

July 25, 2026 About PBR NA

PBR NA: corn seltzer with daddy issues, ancestors facepalming.

The Take

PBR NA earns a 62 Slop Score. It is not healthy—just a stripped-down adjunct lager that tastes like corn water with marketing.

Real barley and hops appear on the label, yet corn dominates every review and the de-alcoholization step adds industrial mystery.

Skip PBR NA. The brand irony fails to rescue the can or the taste. Athletic Brewing Run Wild delivers actual craft NA with real hops and no filler.

Slop Score 62.

Barley malt, corn adjuncts, and hops with industrial de-alcoholization.

50 calories per 12 oz serving.

Athletic Brewing Run Wild skips the corn and keeps real hop character.

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Skip PBR NA. Buy Athletic Brewing Run Wild — real hops, no corn filler, actual craft NA.

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