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Restaurant Slop Scores

What to order, what to skip. Chains and local spots graded on the Slop scale.

  1. 41% SLOP Scully's Grill Local gem with fresh sourcing but classic grill slop risks MID
  2. 41% SLOP Salt Cracker Fish Camp Fresh Florida seafood with dockside charm MID
  3. 41% SLOP Parts of Paris Bistro & Bar Florida French bistro LARPing as cocktail lounge MID
  4. 41% SLOP Leafy Greens Cafe Farm vegan whole-food spot, mostly clean but verify oils. MID
  5. 41% SLOP Kitsune Sushi House Fresh Clearwater sushi, rice and soy keep it mid MID
  6. 41% SLOP Jason's Deli Fresh produce LARP with seed-oil leaks MID
  7. 41% SLOP Ice Cream Theory Local Oldsmar ice cream spot with gimmick cones, real dairy vibes MID
  8. 41% SLOP Due Amici Solid local Italian — real ingredients, watch the pasta pile. MID
  9. 41% SLOP DRIP Tampa Kava chill spot with craft-beer tax MID
  10. 41% SLOP Covered Bridge Farm Table Farm-to-table fusion with TV fix-up cred, but thin sourcing proof MID
  11. 41% SLOP Copper Shaker Craft bar with kitchen; solid but bar-food defaults lurk MID
  12. 41% SLOP Willy's Bloomingdale Pizza Solid neighborhood NY-style pie, no LARP MID
  13. 41% SLOP Barrio Tacos Fresh build-your-own tacos, chain sauce roulette. MID
  14. 41% SLOP Bar Fly Fly fishing bar with solid seafood, bar-slop risk MID
  15. 41% SLOP Akira Fresh fish saves it from default fryer slop. MID
  16. 41% SLOP Acropol Inn Classic Greek diner — solid but diner-slop risk MID
  17. 41% SLOP 220 East Restaurant and Bar Local Tampa staple with steak upside, typical defaults MID
  18. 41% SLOP Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar & Grill Fresh fish base dragged down by tempura traps MID
  19. 41% SLOP In-N-Out Burger Fresh beef saves it from full industrial hell MID
  20. 58% SLOP Berlin Imbiss Classic Berlin street slop with occasional based sausage moments MID
  21. 58% SLOP Costco Food Court Cheap cheese slab that redeems itself on volume alone. MID
  22. 58% SLOP Kingsway Bar & Bistro Aussie pub with steak anchors amid fryer sludge MID
  23. 58% SLOP Freshslice Pizza Canola-soaked Canadian pizza with real cheese copium MID
  24. 58% SLOP Kengee Bakery Chinese chain bakery with farm claims, typical processed goods MID
  25. 58% SLOP Sushi Ohayo AYCE sushi LARP with thin sourcing claims. MID
  26. 58% SLOP Crepes & Waffles (Helado Arequipe y Menta) Mid Colombian dessert chain; traditional flavors, industrial execution. MID
  27. 58% SLOP Crepes & Waffles (Arequipe y Menta) Chain dessert spot with legit arequipe, heavy on the sweets. MID
  28. 42% SLOP Megaempanadas Las Chinitas, Javeriana Giant fried rice bombs near campus — street cred intact. MID
  29. 58% SLOP UTK Southern Kitchen Campus Southern spot with zero menu intel MID
  30. 58% SLOP Empanadas Donde Henrry, Bogota Street empanada joint — fried mystery, thin on facts. MID
  31. 58% SLOP Don Kebab Bogotá shawarma slop with mystery oils and mystery meat. MID
  32. 58% SLOP Dirty Burger Smash burger spot with mystery sauce and mid-tier execution. MID
  33. 58% SLOP Blues Kitchen Bogotá Cajun comfort spot with thin public intel. MID
  34. 58% SLOP Costco Food Court Detroit-Style Pizza Rectangle slop with crispy cheese edges and zero soul. MID
  35. 58% SLOP Silver Mine Subs Fresh subs claim, but chain mayo and bread drag it mid. MID
  36. 58% SLOP Shelby's Shawarma Canadian shawarma cosplay — loud, messy, mid-tier execution MID
  37. 42% SLOP Y Noodle & Bar Providence noodle joint with real bao energy, default slop risk. MID
  38. 58% SLOP Freshi Healthy-fusion LARP with decent produce but wrap risks. MID
  39. 42% SLOP The Libertine Bar Solid neighborhood bar with legit food, not chain slop. MID
  40. 58% SLOP Mikado Asian Cuisine & Sushi Fresh sushi fights through generic seed-oil Asian slop. MID
  41. 58% SLOP The Republic Grille Solid neighborhood Southern grille, fryer oil unknown. MID
  42. 58% SLOP Kura Revolving Sushi Bar Conveyor gimmick with decent fish but umami oil red flags. MID
  43. 58% SLOP Yankee Doodle Inn Bar & Grill Local bar slop with smash burgers and heavy fryer action. MID
  44. 58% SLOP Chessie's Restaurant 50-year American classic, prime rib saves the seed-oil fryer. MID
  45. 58% SLOP IKEA Jídelna Budget meatballs in a furniture maze MID
  46. 58% SLOP Limerick Tavern Generic PA tavern — ambiance carries it, fryer does not. MID
  47. 58% SLOP Salvatore's Old Fashioned Pizzeria Rochester chain pizza, real cheese claims but fryer unknown. MID
  48. 58% SLOP Aroma Kava Ukrainian coffee chain slinging pastries and caffeine LARP. MID
  49. 42% SLOP Rōti Modern Mediterranean Mediterranean bowls, clean LARP, seed oil risk MID
  50. 58% SLOP Blu Gin Restaurant & Lounge Oceanfront lounge with steaks and hookah haze MID
  51. 58% SLOP The Other Daiquiri Bar Bayside tourist daiquiri LARP, cheap beer saves it MID
  52. 58% SLOP Okeydokey Food hall 2.0 LARP with decent variety, typical hall slop. MID
  53. 58% SLOP Mambo Cafe Bayside tourist Cuban with views, fryers running hot MID
  54. 58% SLOP La Moon Restaurant Colombian late-night dogs & arepas, now RIP MID
  55. 42% SLOP Jar + Fork Healthy LARP spot that died young MID
  56. 58% SLOP Amazónico Miami Glam jungle LARP with real meat but cocktail tax MID
  57. 58% SLOP Harry’s Beach Bar Resort beach bar slop with hummus escape hatch MID
  58. 58% SLOP Maxiland Bakery Thin-info local spot — default bakery slop with unknown oils. MID
  59. 58% SLOP Zimo Bakery & Cafe New Tampa Chinese bakery — boba and pastries, thin intel MID
  60. 58% SLOP The Bricks Ybor Ybor bar with decent vibes, middling grub MID
  61. 58% SLOP Alafia River Beer Shed Riverfront local dive: cold beer saves it, bar slop drags it mid. MID
  62. 58% SLOP Ybor City Tap House Craft beer haven buried under bar slop MID
  63. 42% SLOP Sterling Cigar Lounge & Bar Classy rooftop cigar ritual in Ybor — adult vices done right. MID
  64. 58% SLOP Shula Burger Proprietary beef can't outrun the fryer oil. MID
  65. 58% SLOP Parilla y Carbon Colombian Restaurant Closed Colombian grill — info thinner than its steaks MID
  66. 58% SLOP Lenny's Sub Shop Chain sub slop with fresh-meat moments, location now dead. MID
  67. 58% SLOP Kpop Food (Ybor) Ybor Korean street food, seed-oil default MID
  68. 58% SLOP Jo-To Japanese Steakhouse Hibachi staple that shuttered — seed-oil grills, meh execution MID
  69. 58% SLOP Chennai Dosa Solid South Indian spot, oil roulette on the curries. MID
  70. 58% SLOP Gran Agave Solid local Mexican, still slop-adjacent on the oils. MID
  71. 58% SLOP Gallito Taqueria Touristy taqueria slop with tiny portions and seed-oil defaults MID
  72. 58% SLOP Frenchy's To Go Fresh Gulf grouper buried under standard fry slop MID
  73. 42% SLOP Forbici Modern Italian Fresh-claim Italian in Hyde Park, scissors pizza saves it. MID
  74. 42% SLOP Falafel Inn Mediterranean Grill Honest Med grill, closed too soon MID
  75. 58% SLOP Trailer Daddy Retro trailer-park bar chaos, food is an afterthought. MID
  76. 58% SLOP The Hangar Restaurant & Flight Lounge Airport-adjacent American with runway views, standard slop risk. MID
  77. 42% SLOP Fresco's Waterfront Bistro Marina views carry standard seafood bistro fare MID
  78. 58% SLOP Doormét Gourmet LARP that folded in 2022 MID
  79. 58% SLOP Hops & Props Craft beer oasis that tapped out too soon MID
  80. 58% SLOP Tsunami Fresh fish fighting Americanized mayo bombs MID
  81. 58% SLOP Torchy's Tacos Tasty creative tacos, but fast-casual seed-oil slop underneath MID
  82. 58% SLOP Tin Can Cafe Florida diner classic, steak redeems the fryer MID
  83. 58% SLOP The Grand Siam Thai classics in a lounge setting, menu details thin on oils. MID
  84. 58% SLOP Skip's Classic steakhouse, seed-oil default risk MID
  85. 58% SLOP Rumba Tropical LARP with probable fryer slop MID
  86. 58% SLOP Rockstar Donuts Creative toppings can't save the fryer. MID
  87. 58% SLOP Punky's Bar and Grill Small-town bar slop with family-owned charm MID
  88. 58% SLOP Pinellas Pizzeria Local pie joint that folded — decent while it lasted MID
  89. 58% SLOP Pierre's Eatery Florida mall pizza with French-Greek-Italian dreams MID
  90. 58% SLOP Paolo's Pizza & Subs Solid local dough in a sea of standard-issue slop MID
  91. 42% SLOP Original Pizza II Mom-pop NY-style with homemade dough — rare W in 2026 MID
  92. 58% SLOP Olga's Kitchen Signature bread carries the whole operation MID
  93. 58% SLOP Mr. & Mrs. Crab Szechuan crab boil chain — fresh seafood, corporate shortcuts MID
  94. 58% SLOP Meyer's House of Sweets Heritage candy shop drowning in modern sugar slop MID
  95. 58% SLOP Mellow Mushroom Hippie pizza cosplay, better than fast food but still chain dough MID
  96. 42% SLOP Lotus Vegetarian honest veg spot, seed-oil default in the wok MID
  97. 58% SLOP Los Guerreros Mexican Restaurant Standard Mexican spot — carne asada redeems the fryer MID
  98. 58% SLOP Kobe Italian Hibachi joint with sushi, Italian name is the slop MID
  99. 42% SLOP JahVa Coffee Lounge + Reggae coffee spot that closed in 2026 — RIP MID
  100. 58% SLOP Goodfellas Pizza & Wings Local Atlanta pie spot with real cheese cred, wings still slop territory. MID
  101. 58% SLOP DrunkenWok Thai fusion food truck slop parked at Ferg's MID
  102. 58% SLOP City Dog Cantina Dog-friendly Tampa cantina, typical casual Mexican MID
  103. 58% SLOP ChickEElicious Latin American Restaurant Defunct Tampa Peruvian chicken spot — menu ghosts only MID
  104. 58% SLOP Carmelita's Mexican Restaurant Family recipes, seed-oil reality — mid but salvageable MID
  105. 58% SLOP Brio Italian Grille Chain Tuscan Italian — fresh claims, typical sauce slop MID
  106. 58% SLOP Bonefish Grill Wood grill redeems the chain-fried slop defaults MID
  107. 42% SLOP Bella Colombia Solid Colombian home cooking, restaurant grease tax applied MID
  108. 58% SLOP Barefoot Beach House Beachside ice cream shack with tourist tax vibes MID
  109. 58% SLOP Another Broken Egg Cafe Brunch chain: fresh claims, seed-oil default MID
  110. 58% SLOP Anchor Bar Wings birthplace, modern fryer slop edition MID
  111. 58% SLOP Cafe Mardi European cafe vibes, menu details thin MID
  112. 42% SLOP Kopper Kitchen Old-school St. Pete diner, fryer status unknown. MID
  113. 58% SLOP Tropical Smoothie Cafe Healthy LARP with turbinado bombs and mystery dressings MID
  114. 42% SLOP Buc-ee's Burrito Gas station burrito that actually delivers on meat and freshness. MID
  115. 58% SLOP The Cheesesteak Shop Real steak, but neutral-oil griddle keeps it mid MID
  116. 57% SLOP Taste of India Local Indian roulette — varies by zip code MID
  117. 57% SLOP Thai Spice Decent Thai flavors, standard US kitchen oils keep it mid. MID
  118. 44% SLOP Toco Grill Kosher Mediterranean fusion, fresh claims but fryer mystery MID
  119. 44% SLOP Boost Juice Smoothie LARP with almond milk crutches. MID
  120. 44% SLOP Polaris Revolving ATL icon with local plates and skyline views. MID