Restaurant roast · 42% slop

What should you order at Megaempanadas Las Chinitas, Javeriana? Giant fried rice bombs

Campus students chase these oversized Chinese rice empanadas for the cheap 2x1 hit and zero pretension.

August 6, 2026 About Megaempanadas Las Chinitas, Javeriana

Flash the carnet for 2x1 mega empanadas de arroz chino or stay hungry.

The Take

Order the mega empanadas de arroz chino with your Javeriana student ID. These giant fried rice bombs deliver the only real value here.

Everything else on the menu shrinks next to them. Students buy the 2x1 deal to signal cheap, filling street eats without the campus cafe markup.

The mega versions justify the trip for anyone near campus. Tiny plain ones waste the stop.

Order the 2x1 mega empanada de arroz chino with student ID.

No. Everything arrives deep-fried with no nutrition details.

The tiny plain empanadas. They shrink the value fast.

Yes. Show the Javeriana carnet for the 2x1 deal.

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