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Restaurant Slop Scores

What to order, what to skip. Chains and local spots graded on the Slop scale.

  1. 44% SLOP Blackbird Ordinary Brickell bar with legit cocktails, zero pretension MID
  2. 44% SLOP Colony Grill New Haven bar pizza chain — thin crust, olive oil nod, Florida outpost. MID
  3. 44% SLOP Skipper's Smokehouse Tampa smokehouse with real gator, rice-bran-fried sides. MID
  4. 44% SLOP Red Mesa Restaurant Local Mexican fusion staple — solid but unremarkable MID
  5. 44% SLOP Slice of The Burg Local NY-style pie spot with fresh dough but standard joint vibes MID
  6. 44% SLOP Eddie & Sam's NY Pizza Tampa NY-style with olive oil upsides, chain ceiling MID
  7. 44% SLOP Coco's Sandwich Shop Tampa deli with 20+ years of Cuban cred, still mid by default MID
  8. 55% SLOP McGonigal's Irish Pub Closed 2024 — decent Irish pub while it lasted MID
  9. 55% SLOP The Catacombs Lounge Spooky Ybor cocktail crypt — theme carries the vibe MID
  10. 55% SLOP Hunter's Brunch Shack Local revival mid-brunch, standard slop default. MID
  11. 55% SLOP Beach Pizza beachside pie that hits the spot after sand and salt MID
  12. 54% SLOP Eddie's Tex-Mex Cocina Greenville Ave Tex-Mex with decent meat but fryer risks. MID
  13. 54% SLOP John's Cafe Classic Dallas diner, fryer sins included. MID
  14. 54% SLOP The Blue Lion Pub Scottish-Texas pub with decent brunch, standard fryer default. MID
  15. 54% SLOP Bonsai Kitchen Local Asian fusion spot, fryer oil unknown. MID
  16. 54% SLOP Ya Se Armó! Mexican Cuisine & Tequila Solid local Mexican, but modern defaults drag it mid MID
  17. 54% SLOP The Wooden Spoon Diner Local diner slop redeemed by fresh breakfasts. MID
  18. 54% SLOP Pier Teaki Rooftop tiki bar with views, standard bar-bite slop MID
  19. 54% SLOP The Canopy at Birchwood Views carry the bar bites; classic St. Pete rooftop MID
  20. 54% SLOP Mad Beach Craft Brewing Company Craft beer oasis in a sea of fried pub slop. MID
  21. 54% SLOP Kogi Grill Korean-Mexican fusion fast-casual in a Florida strip mall MID
  22. 54% SLOP Ichiban Japanese Hibachi theater with seed-oil seasoning MID
  23. 47% SLOP Spot House Restaurant and Bar Pho and banh mi keep it afloat amid bar slop MID
  24. 47% SLOP KBBQ Grill your own meat, pay for the show MID
  25. 47% SLOP Garden Kebab Grilled meat saves it from full fast-casual rot MID
  26. 47% SLOP Muy Bueno Family Mexican done right-ish, fryer unknown. MID
  27. 47% SLOP Chick-fil-A Grilled Wrap Grilled chicken keeps it from total industrial ruin. MID
  28. 47% SLOP The Halal Guys Cart classic, rice bowl mid with mystery sauces MID
  29. 47% SLOP Ruah Cafe - Woodlands Global toast cosplay with fresh execution. MID
  30. 47% SLOP Bowlful of Korea Solid Korean base dragged mid by fusion gimmicks. MID
  31. 47% SLOP Saltgrass Steak House Texas chain steaks with campfire vibes, fryer likely industrial. MID
  32. 47% SLOP La Pizca Mexican Grill & Cantina Fresh local Mexican with solid tortillas; fryer oil unknown MID
  33. 47% SLOP Pontillo's Pizzeria (Webster) Rochester-area classic with fresh dough, occasional grease. MID
  34. 47% SLOP Monroe's Restaurant Historic Spring House Italian with lingering ownership baggage MID
  35. 47% SLOP Capital One Café Brickell Bank branch cosplaying as café — beans carry the mid. MID
  36. 47% SLOP Camila's Restaurante Brasileiro Closed Miami Brazilian buffet — meat core, era over MID
  37. 47% SLOP Truly Greek Solid Greek base wrecked by canola confession. MID
  38. 47% SLOP Timpano Hyde Park Hyde Park Italian chophouse — solid steaks, pasta roulette MID
  39. 47% SLOP The Talking Pint Bar & Bistro Neighborhood pub with real burgers and steaks, oil unknowns MID
  40. 47% SLOP The Blend Coffee & Cocktails Chain cafe with decent beans but flight gimmicks and strip-mall vibes MID
  41. 47% SLOP Rasoi Indian Cuisine Ybor Indian kitchen — real curries, standard prep risks MID
  42. 47% SLOP Payaathai Cuisine Local Thai spot — fresh but wok oils typical MID
  43. 47% SLOP Mamas Kitchen Family Diner Solid neighborhood diner, seed-oil reality check MID
  44. 47% SLOP Flapjacks (Safety Harbor) Solid local flapjack joint, griddle probably guilty. MID
  45. 47% SLOP La V Vietnamese Fusion Fresh herbs save it from full fusion slop MID
  46. 47% SLOP Tostones Inc. Solid plantain shrine, fryer oil is the wildcard MID
  47. 47% SLOP The Spot Sushi Burritos Fresh fish fusion, but sauce and fry traps everywhere. MID
  48. 47% SLOP Blind Tiger Coffee Roasters Westchase Craft coffee with decent real-food options, pricey execution MID
  49. 47% SLOP Southern Fresh Local Southern comfort with from-scratch cred — fry at your own risk MID
  50. 47% SLOP Shephard's Beach Resort Tourist beach slop redeemed by grass-fed beef. MID
  51. 47% SLOP Roosterfish Grill Solid local seafood spot, not fully based. MID
  52. 47% SLOP Pollo Tropical Grilled chicken chain that mostly stays in its lane MID
  53. 47% SLOP Pattaya Thai Standard Thai spot, coconut milk redeems the wok MID
  54. 47% SLOP Lonni's Florida deli classic, fresh but standard fare MID
  55. 47% SLOP Kinjo Japanese Restaurant Solid fish, but fryer oil drags it mid. MID
  56. 47% SLOP Kao Thai Kitchen Solid Pinellas Park Thai with house-made sauces, restaurant oil reality check MID
  57. 47% SLOP Jake's Coastal Cantina Fresh Mex LARP with standard coastal slop risk MID
  58. 47% SLOP Georgie's Alibi Monkey Bar Bar-first gay staple with legit burgers MID
  59. 47% SLOP Estela's Fresh Mex Fresh homemade tortillas redeem the fast-casual grind MID
  60. 47% SLOP Bawarchi Biryani chain with solid classics, fusion drags it mid MID
  61. 47% SLOP Ban Thai Typical Thai spot — fresh claims but wok defaults unknown MID
  62. 47% SLOP Bamboozle Tea Lounge Tampa Vietnamese fusion with real pho, oil details thin MID
  63. 47% SLOP Publix Subs Grocery deli with fresh bread copium MID
  64. 52% SLOP Chipotle Seed-oil bowls with marketing copium MID
  65. 48% SLOP Sheetz Iced Latte Chain gas-station coffee, salvageable if you skip the syrup MID
  66. 48% SLOP Sheetz Coffee Gas-station brew that punches above its class MID
  67. 48% SLOP El Chinito Chicharrón cathedral with vegetable-oil drag MID
  68. 52% SLOP Chichas Indian Cafe Solid Indian spot, seed-oil roulette on the back end. MID
  69. 52% SLOP King Tandoori Solid tandoor hits, but recent health flags drag it mid. MID
  70. 52% SLOP Layne's Chicken Fingers Hand-battered Texas tenders, but fryer oil unknown. MID
  71. 52% SLOP Jaggers Texas Roadhouse's fast-casual burger kid, solidly mid. MID
  72. 52% SLOP Local Steakhouse Solid protein base, dressing usually carries the seed-oil tax. MID
  73. 52% SLOP Local Steakhouse Grilled Chicken Caesar Protein win buried under likely seed-oil slop. MID
  74. 52% SLOP Chuck's Hot Chicken Solid Midwest hot chicken, seed-oil default drags it mid. MID
  75. 48% SLOP Chi-Q Jean-Georges Korean BBQ in Shanghai — upscale but edible. MID
  76. 52% SLOP Azul Fresh coastal menu undercut by lounge gimmicks. MID
  77. 52% SLOP Hyper Panda Hypermarket with a food aisle, not a table MID
  78. 52% SLOP Pizzeria Aniela Solid local pie chain, nothing angelic about the fryer. MID
  79. 52% SLOP Shahs Halal Food NYC halal cart icon, seed-oil fried chicken edition MID
  80. 52% SLOP The Habit Burger Grill Fresh beef chargrilled, drowned in soybean fryer slop. MID
  81. 48% SLOP Chagee Real-leaf tea chain chasing Starbucks money MID
  82. 48% SLOP Cha Yan Yue Se Premium tea chain milk latte — sugar with better leaves. MID
  83. 52% SLOP Helado Arequipe y Menta at Crepes & Waffles Mall-chain Colombian caramel-mint ice cream, mid-tier dessert play. MID
  84. 52% SLOP Inkkei Bogotá Nikkei fusion spot with sparse menu intel. MID
  85. 48% SLOP Libre de Culpa Honest no-sugar/gluten spot, still baked-goods reality. MID
  86. 52% SLOP Deli Repostería Colombian bakery chain peddling sugar and flour bombs. MID
  87. 48% SLOP Nobility Sushi Bar & Restaurant Fresh fish rescue in a rice-and-sauce minefield. MID
  88. 52% SLOP Primo Hoagies Mid-tier hoagie chain — fresh rolls salvage it MID
  89. 48% SLOP 101Caffe' Thiene Mall pod shop hawking capsules over real espresso ritual MID
  90. 48% SLOP Chick-fil-A Strips Peanut oil saves it from total industrial hell. MID
  91. 52% SLOP GenuWine Tasting Room Boutique wine bar with bar bites, thin on sourcing details MID
  92. 52% SLOP Brothers Pizza Express Local NY-slice spot, standard pizza slop risks. MID
  93. 48% SLOP Sapporo Japanese Bistro & Sushi Bar Fresh fish can't fully dodge the fryer oil default. MID
  94. 48% SLOP Juiceland Real produce in a cup, fruit-sugar tax included MID
  95. 52% SLOP Chick-fil-A Peanut oil chicken beats seed-oil chains, still fast-food LARP MID
  96. 48% SLOP Crepes & Waffles Colombian crepe chain — solid core, chain compromises MID
  97. 48% SLOP Pizza Factory A Chicago Pizzeria Solid local Chicago pie joint, kitchen still runs seed oil defaults. MID
  98. 52% SLOP Savory Salads Closed salad shack — Barrington salad void confirmed MID
  99. 48% SLOP Shakou Barrington Upscale Asian fusion with patio flex, standard suburban kitchen MID
  100. 48% SLOP BAKAL - Turkish Cornerstone Local Turkish spot, thin digital footprint. MID
  101. 52% SLOP El Paseo Mexican Restaurant Solid family Tex-Mex since 1986, default oils drag it mid. MID
  102. 52% SLOP Kwik Trip Solid gas-station fuel, still swimming in vegetable oil defaults MID
  103. 52% SLOP House of Spice Fresh-claim Indian spot, fryer reality check pending. MID
  104. 52% SLOP Molly Tea Jasmine hype meets boba sugar trap. MID
  105. 52% SLOP Ellie's Deli Local family deli slinging pizza since '89 — honest but fryer-heavy. MID
  106. 48% SLOP The Original Steve's Diner Solid local diner with homemade sausage lifeline. MID
  107. 52% SLOP Durf's Family Restaurant Old-school Fairport diner, homemade beats chain slop. MID
  108. 52% SLOP Pret A Manger Fresh facade over industrial bread and mystery spreads. MID
  109. 48% SLOP Kebabadin Detmold 40-year local döner legend — queue or regret MID
  110. 52% SLOP Potbelly Chicago sandwich chain: fresh bread, mid meats MID
  111. 52% SLOP Brasi's Pizzeria Neighborhood pie joint, standard dough slop. MID
  112. 52% SLOP Market Creations Downtown buffet cosplay — fresh-ish but hits the slop wall MID
  113. 52% SLOP Rigatti's Cafe Miami cafe Italian classics, thin on details. MID
  114. 52% SLOP The Cocinita Miami Solid vegan comfort in Brickell — no meat, no mercy on the oils. MID
  115. 52% SLOP Salty Flame Brickell fusion steakhouse chasing the vibe. MID
  116. 52% SLOP New York Roma Pizza NY-style hole-in-wall, standard chain slop MID
  117. 52% SLOP Baby Jane Cocktail House & Noodle Bar Brickell bar ramen with fried vibes, closing soon MID
  118. 52% SLOP The Cabana Bar Beachfront cocktail spot with predictable resort menu MID
  119. 48% SLOP Shake Shack Better beef than McD's, still seed-oil kitchen MID
  120. 48% SLOP Vetture's Pizzeria & Restaurant Local Italian joint — decent pie, standard restaurant slop MID