Restaurant roast · 52% slop

Ellie's Deli: Order Cheese Pizza or Cold Sub

A 1989 Central Ave staple sells pizza kits and keeps the menu simple, but defaults to seed-oil territory on the fryer side.

July 25, 2026 About Ellie's Deli

Wings and fries are the trap — keep it cheese or cold cut.

The Take

Order the large cheese pizza or a cold sub at Ellie's Deli. The Slop Score is 52.

This family-owned spot at 201 Central Ave since 1989 serves straightforward pizza and subs with pizza kits available for home use. No sourcing claims means the standard menu stays fryer-heavy on wings, fries, and default crusts.

The Verdict

Ellie's Deli delivers honest local pizza without pretense. The fryer-heavy defaults drag it down.

Grab the large cheese pizza or cold sub and skip the wings or fries. Slop Score: 52.

Common Questions

Is Ellie's Deli healthy?

No. Standard menu offers no sourcing claims and leans on likely seed-oil items.

What should you avoid at Ellie's Deli?

Wings and fries. Default fryers usually run seed oil.

Does Ellie's Deli sell pizza kits?

Yes. Kits are sold for home rolling with olive oil so you control the fat.

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