Restaurant roast · 47% slop

What to order at Pontillo's Pizzeria (Webster)? White pie upgrade

Pontillo's serves up Webster nostalgia with daily dough, but grease decides if it stays classic or slides into slop.

July 25, 2026 About Pontillo's Pizzeria (Webster)

Fresh dough since 1947 beats the grease if you upgrade right.

The Take

Order the white pie with fresh mozzarella and EVOO drizzle at Pontillo's Pizzeria (Webster). The Slop Score is 47.

Daily fresh dough from the 1947 recipe keeps it local and legit. Standard cheese and toppings plus split reviews on greasiness drag it to mid.

Pontillo's earns its 47 Slop Score as a solid Webster staple when you order right.

Get the based white pie with fresh mozzarella and EVOO drizzle. Skip deep-fried apps or wings if oil quality is unknown.

No. Standard toppings and possible grease keep it average at best.

Deep-fried apps or wings if oil quality unknown.

Yes. Request the spicy upgrade for better texture.

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