Restaurant roast · 47% slop

Pattaya Thai Is Mid — Here's Why

Pattaya Thai hits the usual Thai menu but only the coconut milk curries rise above the wok default.

July 25, 2026 About Pattaya Thai

Coconut milk curries redeem the seed-oil wok at Pattaya Thai

The Take

Pattaya Thai earns 47 Slop. Order the green or red curry with chicken or beef, extra veggies, and no rice.

Coconut milk curries and satay deliver the traditional hits while most stir-fries and rice dishes default to neutral oil and fried filler.

Standard Thai spot redeemed only by coconut milk in the wok. The 47 Slop score reflects safe curries next to easy oil and fry traps.

Order the based curry hack or skip it entirely. Slop Score: 47

Mostly with smart orders. Coconut milk curries and grilled proteins clear the bar while fried rice and apps do not.

Likely on stir-fries. Request coconut milk or broth instead to avoid the default.

Yes. Ask for coconut milk or broth base to dodge seed oil on otherwise neutral dishes.

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