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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 14% SLOP Swedish Meatballs Beef, pork, gravy – ancestors approve BASED
  2. 14% SLOP Corn Powder Whole corn, ground and dried — actual food. BASED
  3. 14% SLOP Frankie's Free Range Meat Grass-fed mail-order redemption from the based butcher. BASED
  4. 14% SLOP JD Gross 90% Chocolate 90% cocoa, 10% lecithin tax BASED
  5. 14% SLOP Mame Daifuku Traditional azuki mochi — ancestors nod approvingly BASED
  6. 14% SLOP Burnt Ends Brisket bark that slaps, zero corporate LARP BASED
  7. 14% SLOP Shredded Wheat plain wheat bricks — pre-1990 fuel, no cosplay BASED
  8. 14% SLOP Inulin Chicory root fiber, gut's quiet MVP. BASED
  9. 14% SLOP Natty High Protein Ice Cream Clean dairy base, zero slop additives, actual ice cream. BASED
  10. 14% SLOP Real Fuel Mediterranean honey gels and EVOO for athletes. BASED
  11. 14% SLOP Corn Single-ingredient staple, mostly based until they turn it into syrup. BASED
  12. 14% SLOP Roberto Sarotto Enrico I Langhe Rosso Piemonte red done right — grapes, time, terroir. BASED
  13. 14% SLOP Ballygowan Water Irish spring water, no corporate LARP BASED
  14. 14% SLOP Jacob The World's Cleanest Protein Bar Grass-fed tallow bar — pre-1990 ingredients win BASED
  15. 14% SLOP Volvic Volcanic spring water in a bottle — clean and based. BASED
  16. 14% SLOP Members Mark Ground Beef Real cow, zero corporate theater. BASED
  17. 86% SLOP Rice Krispies Treats Cereal dust glued with corn syrup and regret SLOP
  18. 14% SLOP Eska Water Pure Canadian spring, zero marketing cancer. BASED
  19. 14% SLOP Pasta Durum wheat + water = civilization fuel BASED
  20. 14% SLOP Righteous Felon Craft Jerky Pasture-raised beef that laughs at gas-station slop. BASED
  21. 14% SLOP GT's Kombucha real fermented tea, not grocery aisle cosplay BASED
  22. 14% SLOP LMNT Packet Clean salt packets for humans who lift. BASED
  23. 14% SLOP Food For Life Sprouted Flourless Ezekiel 4:9 Original Tortillas Sprouted grain gospel, zero slop. BASED
  24. 14% SLOP John West Sardines Canned ocean protein, pre-1990 vibes intact BASED
  25. 14% SLOP Ziggy's Creamy Havarti Real cheese, ancestors approve BASED
  26. 14% SLOP Sucre à la Crème Grandma's boiled sugar flex, zero industrial rot. BASED
  27. 14% SLOP Iced Tea Tea leaves + water. Ancestors nod in approval. BASED
  28. 14% SLOP C2O Coconut Water Coconut water as god intended, zero slop BASED
  29. 14% SLOP Barilla Spaghetti Durum wheat and water, civilization fuel BASED
  30. 14% SLOP Bavarian Pretzel Traditional dough knot, zero lab additives BASED
  31. 14% SLOP Spotted Dick Steamed suet pudding, zero modern crimes BASED
  32. 14% SLOP Hash rosin Pressed trichomes, zero corporate additives BASED
  33. 14% SLOP Tuna Packets pouch protein, pre-1990 approved BASED
  34. 86% SLOP Rocky Breaded Chicken Breast Tenders Breaded industrial nuggets in tender drag SLOP
  35. 14% SLOP Arla Laktosefri Letmælk Lactose-free low-fat milk, basically pre-1990 dairy with one enzyme tweak BASED
  36. 14% SLOP Babybel Cheese Real cheese in wax armor — based snack BASED
  37. 14% SLOP Ethiopian Food Teff, berbere, and communal platters — pre-industrial fuel BASED
  38. 85% SLOP Dream Whip Regular Powdered chemical foam masquerading as dessert SLOP
  39. 85% SLOP Kraft Mac & Cheese Powdered cheese crime against cuisine. SLOP
  40. 85% SLOP Jack's Pizza Boxed frozen pizza industrial sludge SLOP
  41. 85% SLOP A-Treat White Birch Beer Industrial birch LARP in a can of engineered sugar. SLOP
  42. 85% SLOP Tombstone Pizza Frozen goyslop for the lazy masses. SLOP
  43. 85% SLOP Chase Cherry Mash Seed-oil cherry fondant nightmare SLOP
  44. 85% SLOP Hotdog Mystery meat tube in a seed-oil sleeve SLOP
  45. 84% SLOP Brownie Mama-ía Packaged Colombian brownie sludge in a shiny wrapper SLOP
  46. 84% SLOP Kraft Barbecue Sauce HFCS first, civilization last SLOP
  47. 84% SLOP Nutricia Fortisip Compact Protein Banana Medical-grade seed oil sludge with milk protein copium. SLOP
  48. 84% SLOP Mars Bar Nougat sludge wrapped in chocolate lies SLOP
  49. 84% SLOP Lifesavers Hole in the middle, hole in your discipline SLOP
  50. 84% SLOP Betty Crocker Boxed cake slop with seed-oil soul. SLOP
  51. 84% SLOP Whiskey and Coke HFCS bomb with liver tax, zero nourishment SLOP
  52. 84% SLOP Strong Zero Boozy engineered zero in a can, soul optional SLOP
  53. 84% SLOP Hamé Canned pâté empire of industrial sludge. SLOP
  54. 84% SLOP Dannon Fat Free fat-free yogurt cosplay, sweetener sludge SLOP
  55. 84% SLOP Tekitos Seara chicken slop in crispy breadcrumbs SLOP
  56. 84% SLOP Oasis Summer Fruits 5% fruit, 95% industrial regret. SLOP
  57. 84% SLOP All Dressed Ruffles Seed oil variety pack LARP SLOP
  58. 84% SLOP Summit Zero Sugar Cola 12pk Zero sugar marketing, full chemical payload SLOP
  59. 84% SLOP Millville Chocolate Pastry Crisps Aldi ultra-processed chocolate crisps — factory sludge in disguise SLOP
  60. 84% SLOP Peanut Delight Natural Creamy Peanut Butter Hydrogenated oil and sugar cosplay as natural SLOP
  61. 84% SLOP Clancy's Snack Combo Aldi seed-oil cathedral in chip form SLOP
  62. 84% SLOP Summit Zero Sugar Watermelon Waves Energy Drink Sucralose-powered taurine sludge in a can SLOP
  63. 84% SLOP MorningStar Farms Soy isolate sausage cosplay, phytoestrogen pipeline SLOP
  64. 16% SLOP Mistral Sourdough with Air-Fried Paipa Cheese Real bread, real cheese — pre-1990 meal hack BASED
  65. 16% SLOP Queso Pera D1 Pear-shaped Colombian discount cheese that actually reads like food. BASED
  66. 84% SLOP Indomie Instant Noodles Palm-oil packet slop with TBHQ bodyguards and MSG artillery. SLOP
  67. 16% SLOP Chomps Grass-fed meat sticks that actually deliver. BASED
  68. 84% SLOP Ice Pops (Ice Pols) Artificial dye delivery system on a stick SLOP
  69. 16% SLOP Samuel Adams Boston Lager Noble hops, real malt — pre-corporate beer BASED
  70. 84% SLOP Go! Yum 7-Eleven's ultra-processed frozen regret tube SLOP
  71. 16% SLOP Straus Family Creamery Ice Cream Grass-fed organic cream, zero industrial sludge BASED
  72. 84% SLOP Utz Classic Seed-oil delivery system in a yellow bag SLOP
  73. 16% SLOP ACE Bakery Sourdough Bistro Loaf Real sourdough craft in a grocery bag. BASED
  74. 84% SLOP Ajinomoto Mayonnaise Seed-oil sludge masquerading as Japanese mayo SLOP
  75. 16% SLOP Linguiça Garlic pork tube, zero corporate LARP BASED
  76. 84% SLOP Kingsway Peach Ice Tea Sugar bomb with 0.2% peach cosplay SLOP
  77. 84% SLOP Frem Grøn Sport Green dye nostalgia in a glass bottle. SLOP
  78. 84% SLOP Stimorol Aspartame bomb in a shiny wrapper SLOP
  79. 84% SLOP Just Meat Sesame Ginger Chicken Plant chicken LARP drowned in sunflower oil. SLOP
  80. 84% SLOP McCoy's Crisps Ridge-cut UK crisp slop, male-targeted nostalgia bait SLOP
  81. 84% SLOP Panda Express Sweet and Sour Sauce Sugar bomb in a bottle, industrial dip slop SLOP
  82. 16% SLOP Manischewitz Borscht Beet soup that built empires, not empires of slop BASED
  83. 84% SLOP Maltesers Malted sugar bombs for the Halloween NPC SLOP
  84. 84% SLOP El Monterey Beef & Bean Chimichangas Seed-oil cathedral wrapped in enriched regret. SLOP
  85. 84% SLOP Capri-Sun Orange Juice 200ml Kids pouch slop: sugar bomb in citrus drag SLOP
  86. 84% SLOP Vingummin Chewy sugar paste LARPing as wine. SLOP
  87. 84% SLOP Vine Gummi Candy cosplaying as wellness hack SLOP
  88. 84% SLOP Celsius Fitness LARP in a can, pure NPC arc fuel SLOP
  89. 84% SLOP Banana Monster Pops HFCS dye bomb masquerading as banana nostalgia SLOP
  90. 84% SLOP Mezcla Ultra-processed plant protein bar cosplay SLOP
  91. 84% SLOP Del Taco Chicken Quesadilla Corporate tortilla shell stuffed with industrial regret SLOP
  92. 84% SLOP E132 (Azorubine) Banned-in-US dye peddled as harmless color. SLOP
  93. 16% SLOP Milbona Mozzarella Gerieben Bio Real cheese, organic, minimal processing — based fuel BASED
  94. 84% SLOP Mocha Blast Baskin-Robbins frozen sugar delivery system SLOP
  95. 84% SLOP Pure Leaf Extra Sweet Sugar avalanche in a fancy bottle SLOP
  96. 16% SLOP Melt N' Moo Protein Cookies Beef protein cookies done right — rare win BASED
  97. 16% SLOP Kirkland Signature Beef Patties Cow, salt, fire — the trilogy intact BASED
  98. 16% SLOP Shepherd's Pie Ancestral comfort, zero corporate betrayal BASED
  99. 84% SLOP Frosted Flakes Tony the Tiger's sugar-coated corn slop for the NPC breakfast arc SLOP
  100. 84% SLOP Go-Gurt Kid tube yogurt — sugar rocket in cartoon bait SLOP
  101. 16% SLOP Cast Iron Avocado Oil Grass-Fed Prime Ribeye Grass-fed ribeye done right, avocado oil is the only L BASED
  102. 16% SLOP Young Ridge Brisket Blend Smash Burgers Brisket in the patty, civilization on the plate BASED
  103. 84% SLOP Bud Light Chelada Canned beer cosplay with tomato regret SLOP
  104. 84% SLOP Liquid Death Killer Cola Satanic LARP on a cola can SLOP
  105. 16% SLOP Street Tamales Masa, lard, meat — street-level civilization. BASED
  106. 17% SLOP Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Cream, cocoa, sugar. Pre-1990 pint. BASED
  107. 82% SLOP Blue Ribbon Classics Fudge Twirl Corn syrup swamp masquerading as fudge nostalgia SLOP
  108. 82% SLOP Cotton candy Spun sugar with dye chasers, zero upside SLOP
  109. 82% SLOP Red Baron Classic Crust Supreme Pizza Seed-oil crust stuffed with soy sludge and mystery meat SLOP
  110. 18% SLOP Red Rose Pacific Keta Salmon Canned wild keta, three ingredients max. BASED
  111. 82% SLOP Indian Rocket Soda Viral street slop with hygiene theater SLOP
  112. 82% SLOP Craft Singles Processed cheese cosplay in plastic wrap SLOP
  113. 18% SLOP Pasteurised Greek Yogurt Strained milk win, heat tax on the cultures. BASED
  114. 82% SLOP Furry Con Artisanal Pepperoni Pizza Slice Degeneracy on a plate, pepperoni can't save it SLOP
  115. 82% SLOP Bermudez Domino Cream Cookie Trini cookie slop: palm sludge + HFCS filler. SLOP
  116. 18% SLOP Van Leeuwen Coffee Affogato Real cream, yolks, coffee — ice cream as it should be. BASED
  117. 82% SLOP MRE Soldier slop engineered for apocalypse, not dinner SLOP
  118. 18% SLOP Pot roast Beef, roots, and time — civilization in a pot BASED
  119. 18% SLOP 85% Dark Chocolate with Almonds Cocoa and nuts, last honest treat left BASED
  120. 18% SLOP Worcestershire Sauce 1837 anchovy umami bomb, still based. BASED