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Is Roberto Sarotto Enrico I Langhe Rosso healthy? Proper Piedmont red

A structured Langhe rosso that skips the Barolo tax while keeping the ancestors happy.

July 25, 2026 About Roberto Sarotto Enrico I Langhe Rosso

Grapes, time, terroir. Zero goyslop.

The Take

Roberto Sarotto Enrico I Langhe Rosso is healthy enough for wine. It earns a Slop Score of 14.

Single-varietal focus from Langhe DOC delivers ripe fruit, herbs and structure without additives or seed oils.

Buy it. Pair the 15.5% ABV red with grass-fed ribeye for maximum Piedmont energy.

Slop Score 14.

Nebbiolo and Cabernet Sauvignon grapes plus sulfites. No industrial additives.

No. Traditional wine done right, but respect the 15.5% ABV dose.

Well suited to ageing with good structure and ripe fruit notes.

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