The Breakdown

  • Enriched flour + corn/palm oils in crust
  • Mechanically separated meats + soy fillers
  • Long list with BHA/BHT preservatives
  • Ultra-processed, grandma wouldn't recognize
  • Cheap and always in stock

Side Effects

ancestors filing complaints, gut bloat loading

Buy Instead

Skip Tombstone. Buy a cast iron skillet and tallow — real pizza, one pan, zero seed oils.