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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 81% SLOP Chick-fil-A Mac and Cheese Industrial cheese sludge with a side of soybean regret. SLOP
  2. 19% SLOP Jameson Irish Whiskey Barley, water, copper stills — pre-industrial fuel. BASED
  3. 81% SLOP Fudge Stripes Keebler’s sugar bomb in striped denial SLOP
  4. 81% SLOP Dill Pickle Chips Seed-oil potato dust with brine cosplay SLOP
  5. 81% SLOP Honey Pops corn rings in a sugar trap, vitamins as copium SLOP
  6. 19% SLOP Great Value 100% Pure Beef Square Burgers Pure beef patties on the cheap — based fuel BASED
  7. 19% SLOP Monty's Pure Cashew Cream Cheese Cashew culturing done right, zero filler LARP BASED
  8. 81% SLOP Chicken Tenders Seed-oil breaded chicken nuggets for adults SLOP
  9. 19% SLOP Cold Pressed Peanut Oil Single-ingredient fry god, pre-seed-oil panic BASED
  10. 81% SLOP Subway Sweet Onion Chicken Processed chicken cosplay in a seed-oil bun SLOP
  11. 81% SLOP Dairy Free Cottage Cheese Plant impostor pretending to be protein SLOP
  12. 81% SLOP Healthy Choice Spicy Black Bean & Chicken Protein Bowl healthy LARP in a microwave tray SLOP
  13. 81% SLOP Healthy Choice Protein Bowl "Healthy" label, canola-slop in a bowl SLOP
  14. 19% SLOP Al Pastor Tacos Trompo-spun pork, zero modern degeneracy. BASED
  15. 19% SLOP Eggland’s Best Eggs Real eggs, branded nutrition flex. Mostly based. BASED
  16. 19% SLOP Honey Stinger Waffle Honey-powered fuel, zero industrial sludge BASED
  17. 19% SLOP RXBAR dates, egg whites, nuts — bar that doesn't lie BASED
  18. 19% SLOP Beef Wellington Whole tenderloin, pâté, butter pastry — pre-1990 flex. BASED
  19. 19% SLOP Eggs Benedict Classic protein stack, muffin drags it mid BASED
  20. 19% SLOP Lao Gan Ma OG chili sauce that actually slaps BASED
  21. 19% SLOP Mapo Tofu Sichuan classic, zero corporate LARP BASED
  22. 81% SLOP Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Engineered nostalgia in a foil cup SLOP
  23. 81% SLOP Arizona Iced Tea HFCS bomb in a big nostalgic can SLOP
  24. 81% SLOP Cake ultra-processed sugar delivery system SLOP
  25. 81% SLOP Quaker Rice Chips ultra-processed rice dust with seed-oil seasoning SLOP
  26. 81% SLOP Sheetz Mac and Cheese Gas station cheese sludge, zero redemption SLOP
  27. 19% SLOP Good & Gather Extra Virgin Olive Oil Real EVOO from Target — rare based private label win BASED
  28. 19% SLOP Sprouts Farm-Raised Fresh Atlantic Salmon Fillet Real fish, farm-raised asterisk attached BASED
  29. 19% SLOP Liba Brød Simple flatbread that actually earns the hype BASED
  30. 19% SLOP Kohberg Bagernes Bedste Rye Bread Kernel-heavy Danish rye, pre-1990 energy BASED
  31. 19% SLOP Solevita Orange Juice Lidl's clean squeeze, basically pre-1990 juice BASED
  32. 81% SLOP Vitasia Ice Cream Dragon Fruit Lidl exotic LARP in a stick, 31-ingredient sugar bomb SLOP
  33. 19% SLOP Rxbar Chocolate Sea Salt Dates, nuts, egg whites — pre-1990 bar energy BASED
  34. 19% SLOP Spindrift Blood Orange Tangerine Real fruit in a can — rare W in the beverage aisle BASED
  35. 79% SLOP Black Licorice Candy drawer fossil that punches above its weight in regret SLOP
  36. 79% SLOP Furry Con Hallway Artisanal Pepperoni Pizza Slice Pepperoni can't save the hallway degeneracy SLOP
  37. 79% SLOP Pepperidge Farm Plain Pre-Sliced Bagels Factory loaf in bagel drag, chemical shelf life included. SLOP
  38. 79% SLOP Utz Seed-oil cathedral in a Pennsylvania bag. SLOP
  39. 79% SLOP Fanta UK UK version dodges dyes but still chemical fizz. SLOP
  40. 79% SLOP Cachorro Quente Prensado Pressed Brazilian hot dog: industrial meat in a toasted bun. SLOP
  41. 79% SLOP C4 Ultimate Stimulant bomb in a tub, marketing over muscle SLOP
  42. 21% SLOP Mustard Oil Traditional desi staple, single-ingredient flex BASED
  43. 79% SLOP Miss Vickie's Chips Kettle-fried seed oil in a fancy bag SLOP
  44. 79% SLOP Healthy Choice Protein Bowl Chicken Marinara Boxed NPC fuel masquerading as gains SLOP
  45. 79% SLOP American Cheese Cheese-flavored industrial polymer SLOP
  46. 79% SLOP Snyder's of Hanover Pretzel Pieces Hot Buffalo Wing Buffalo dust on ultra-processed wheat bricks SLOP
  47. 79% SLOP Dippin' Dots Flash-frozen sugar beads for the eternal mall rat SLOP
  48. 79% SLOP Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Hippie LARP on ultra-processed cherry slop SLOP
  49. 22% SLOP Primal Kitchen Ranch Avocado oil ranch that actually respects your hormones BASED
  50. 22% SLOP Dulce de Leche (RSA-0031139-2024) Milk and sugar, slow-cooked into glory. BASED
  51. 78% SLOP Rimar SAS Barras de Dulce de Leche Ultra-processed dulce de leche bars — candy slop in disguise. SLOP
  52. 78% SLOP Productos Rimar Dulce de Leche Bars 50g Ultra-processed caramel sludge in bar form. SLOP
  53. 22% SLOP Creamery Vanilla Ice Cream Real dairy flex, sugar tax included BASED
  54. 78% SLOP D1 Pan Tajado Brioche Horneaditos 380 g Seed-oil brioche LARP from the discount aisle. SLOP
  55. 78% SLOP Pan Tajado Brioche Horneaditos 380g Brioche LARP packed with vegetable fat and shelf-life sludge SLOP
  56. 78% SLOP Budweiser Industrial rice lager, corporate LARP of beer SLOP
  57. 78% SLOP Cookies Ultra-processed dough discs, seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  58. 78% SLOP Dunkin' Coffee Buckets 48oz plastic slop bucket, viral bait edition SLOP
  59. 78% SLOP Goldfish Flour discs dusted with cheese powder and seed oil SLOP
  60. 78% SLOP Clancy's Fruit Straws Seed-oil straws cosplaying as fruit. SLOP
  61. 78% SLOP Caesar Cum Chicken Salad Salad ruined by the dumbest name in history SLOP
  62. 78% SLOP Applied Nutrition Critical Plant Protein Soy isolate sludge in a tub, hormone tax included SLOP
  63. 78% SLOP Chili balls Deep-fried chili regret bombs. SLOP
  64. 22% SLOP Mount Hagen Decaf Organic fair-trade instant decaf that actually tastes like coffee BASED
  65. 78% SLOP Nutri-Grain Bars Ultra-processed fruit bar LARP sold as breakfast SLOP
  66. 78% SLOP Dannon Mass-market yogurt cosplaying as health food SLOP
  67. 78% SLOP Autocrat Coffee Syrup HFCS cathedral bottled as tradition SLOP
  68. 78% SLOP Bud Light Corporate rice-water LARPing as beer SLOP
  69. 78% SLOP Wonder Bread Whole Wheat Whole wheat LARP wrapped in seed oil and regret SLOP
  70. 78% SLOP Tesco Finest Chicken Parmigiana Wood Fired Pizza Frozen wood-fired LARP with processed regret SLOP
  71. 22% SLOP Homemade Shepherd's Pie with Girlfriend Real food, real company — pre-1990 vibes intact. BASED
  72. 78% SLOP L'oven Fresh Protein Everything Bagels Seed-oil everything bagel, protein copium. SLOP
  73. 78% SLOP Lay's Paprika Seed-oil potato dust with paprika cosplay SLOP
  74. 78% SLOP Beyond Burger Patty Legume sludge in a patty costume, marketing lies SLOP
  75. 22% SLOP Swedish Food Herring, meatballs, lingonberries — pre-industrial fuel BASED
  76. 78% SLOP Mentos Chewy sugar delivery system with mint cosplay SLOP
  77. 78% SLOP Glico Giant Cone Veg-oil cone cosplaying premium nostalgia SLOP
  78. 78% SLOP Rubicon Mango Mango-flavored sugar water with sweetener ghosts SLOP
  79. 78% SLOP Charged Lemonade caffeine bomb in lemonade cosplay SLOP
  80. 78% SLOP Millville Peanut Sweet & Salty Bar Aldi peanut bar, seed-oil cathedral in foil SLOP
  81. 78% SLOP Millville Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate Protein Chewy Bars Soy isolate sludge in chocolate-flavored packaging SLOP
  82. 78% SLOP Elevation Chocolate Chip Kids Baked Oat Bars sunflower oil bars dressed as wholesome kid fuel SLOP
  83. 78% SLOP Benton's Blueberry Lemon Mini Dipped Sandwich Cremes Aldi sugar pouch, palm-oil cookie cosplay SLOP
  84. 78% SLOP Clancy's Kettle Chips Variety Pack - 16 Bags Aldi kettle LARP still deep in seed oil hell SLOP
  85. 78% SLOP Friendly Farms Chocolate Milk Aldi dairy cosplay drowned in corn syrup SLOP
  86. 78% SLOP Parkview Classic Hot Dogs Aldi chicken-pork tube slop, bargain bin regret SLOP
  87. 78% SLOP Lightlife Soy sludge cosplay, hormone floor activated SLOP
  88. 78% SLOP Belvita Crunchy Breakfast Biscuits breakfast cookie cosplay, canola edition SLOP
  89. 22% SLOP Glenfiddich Single-malt Scotch done the old way. BASED
  90. 78% SLOP Dasani Water Tap water in a petroleum hug, sold back to you SLOP
  91. 78% SLOP Gatorlyte Electrolyte LARP in a lab-juice bottle SLOP
  92. 78% SLOP Pinchos De Pollo Apanado Brasset 200G Breaded discount chicken skewers, zero soul SLOP
  93. 78% SLOP Nuggets De Pollo Premium Brasset 300g Premium label on industrial chicken sludge SLOP
  94. 22% SLOP Stout roasted barley, hops, yeast — pre-1990 fuel BASED
  95. 78% SLOP Chick-fil-A Spicy Deluxe Fast-food chicken sandwich in a processed bun costume SLOP
  96. 78% SLOP Everclear 190-proof blackout in a plastic jug SLOP
  97. 78% SLOP Quaker White Cheddar Rice Cakes Puffed rice LARPing as virtuous snack, seed-oil edition SLOP
  98. 78% SLOP Lean Body Cookies & Cream Protein Shake Ultra-processed NPC fuel in a carton. SLOP
  99. 22% SLOP Skinless Chicken (Walmart) Real animal protein, Walmart markup included BASED
  100. 78% SLOP Polar Is Vanilje Is Danish carton vanilla slop, sugar bomb edition. SLOP
  101. 78% SLOP LuLu Hareesa With Coconut packaged sugar bomb dressed as tradition SLOP
  102. 78% SLOP Almarai Chocolate Protein Shake Additive soup in a milk costume, 34g protein tax SLOP
  103. 78% SLOP Oatmeal Maple & Brown Sugar Sugar bomb wearing oat cosplay. SLOP
  104. 22% SLOP Be Well by Kelly Mint Chocolate Beef Protein Powder Grass-finished isolate done right — minimal slop detected. BASED
  105. 78% SLOP Special K Diet cereal LARP, still ultra-processed sugar delivery SLOP
  106. 78% SLOP California Pizza Kitchen Chain pizza LARPing as gourmet, ultra-processed reality SLOP
  107. 22% SLOP 2% Milk cow juice with half the fat guilt-tripped out BASED
  108. 22% SLOP Terrapin Beer Solid craft brewery, real ingredients, zero industrial rot. BASED
  109. 22% SLOP Samuel Adams Sam '76 Hybrid lager-ale with real hops, sessionable craft without the slop. BASED
  110. 78% SLOP Best Macro Lager Rice-water cosplay with corporate polish SLOP
  111. 78% SLOP Pabst Blue Ribbon Mass-produced adjunct lager wearing a blue-collar costume SLOP
  112. 78% SLOP Michelob Ultra Fitness-bro LARP in a can, still gets you hammered SLOP
  113. 78% SLOP Rolling Rock Industrial lager cosplaying as heritage beer. SLOP
  114. 78% SLOP Hershey's Corporate chocolate bar that peaked in 1952 SLOP
  115. 78% SLOP Coors Beer Volume lager for the NPC arc, zero soul SLOP
  116. 22% SLOP Reishi Single-ingredient fungus, pre-1990 vibes intact BASED
  117. 78% SLOP Aluminum Canned Water Water's fine, the can's the marketing theater SLOP
  118. 78% SLOP Throne Sport Coffee Gym-bro coffee LARP in a can, functional additives edition. SLOP
  119. 78% SLOP Instant Potatoes Dehydrated spuds in a packet — grandma's revenge. SLOP
  120. 22% SLOP Spaghetti Pre-1990 carb staple, zero marketing lies BASED