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Pabst Blue Ribbon

Name: Pabst Blue Ribbon: 78% Slop — Mass-produced adjunct lager wearing a blue-colla
Item: Pabst Blue Ribbon
Rating: 22
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Mass-produced adjunct lager wearing a blue-collar costume

The Breakdown

Rice adjuncts stretch the malt bill thin
Industrial scale, zero terroir or character
Cheap can price is the main selling point
Hipster revival didn't improve the recipe

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against your fridge

Buy Instead

Skip PBR. Buy a can of Miller High Life — same blue-collar flex, marginally less industrial.

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