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Great Value 100% Pure Beef Square Burgers: Pure Beef Fuel

Walmart's no-nonsense patties skip every modern additive trap while delivering old-school beef flavor on a budget.

August 7, 2026 About Great Value 100% Pure Beef Square Burgers

Square Beef Burger photo — Photo: Open Food Facts

Single-ingredient beef that actually tastes like beef, not marketing.

The Take

These deliver pure beef patties on the cheap without the filler betrayal or seed oil nonsense. The 75/25 ratio and square shape make them practical tools for actual cooking rather than status signaling.

Budget carnivores and anti-processed-food types buy them to eat real meat without paying premium prices for grass-fed theater.

The Verdict

These patties keep it simple and effective for everyday burgers. Cook them in tallow if you want extra points.

Buy the box and smash them yourself.

Common Questions

What is in Great Value 100% Pure Beef Square Burgers?

100% beef with zero fillers or additives.

Does Great Value 100% Pure Beef Square Burgers have seed oils?

No, none listed or present.

Why are Great Value burgers square?

Square shape fits buns and smashes evenly on the griddle.

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