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TV Slop Scores

TV shows graded on the Slop scale. Prestige, reality, and committee slop — ranked.

  1. 37% SLOP Sega Hard Girls Sega consoles as schoolgirls = wholesome retro copium MID
  2. 38% SLOP The Mentalist Network procedural with sharp observation game, zero modern rot MID
  3. 38% SLOP Cop Craft Fantasy buddy-cop anime with elf fanservice MID
  4. 38% SLOP New Girl Quirky teacher crashes guy apartment, friendship and horniness ensue. MID
  5. 38% SLOP Kid vs. Kat Slapstick alien-cat invasion kids cartoon — mostly harmless MID
  6. 62% SLOP Off Campus College hookups in hockey jerseys — same old slop MID
  7. 62% SLOP Fear the Walking Dead Spin-off that forgot why zombies matter MID
  8. 62% SLOP Law & Order: SVU 25-season procedural trauma factory MID
  9. 61% SLOP Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Naruto's sequel: all shadow, zero bite MID
  10. 61% SLOP Glee Autotuned teen drama that peaked early then preached MID
  11. 61% SLOP Animaniacs (2020) Reboot trades zany for lectures, nostalgia diluted MID
  12. 41% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny Solid mecha action, plot meltdowns in the back half MID
  13. 41% SLOP Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sharp precinct comedy until the lectures arrived MID
  14. 41% SLOP Beast Wars II: Super Lifeform Transformers Toyetic Japanese sequel with heart but filler-heavy. MID
  15. 41% SLOP The Crown Prestige royal soap with duty vs desire Ls MID
  16. 41% SLOP Inside Job Cynical conspiracy satire with sharp writing, zero hope. MID
  17. 41% SLOP Ugly Betty network underdog tale with 2000s body-positivity gloss MID
  18. 41% SLOP How I Met Your Mother Friends-and-dating sitcom with heart, dragged by finale retcon. MID
  19. 41% SLOP Total Drama Island Reality TV gets the cartoon roast it deserves MID
  20. 58% SLOP The Future Diary Edgy survival game with yandere gore and fanservice MID
  21. 58% SLOP Winning Time HBO Lakers cosplay with 2020s seasoning MID
  22. 58% SLOP Challenge of the GoBots 80s toy commercial in cartoon drag MID
  23. 42% SLOP Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045 Solid cyberpunk bones, Netflix 3D polish job MID
  24. 58% SLOP The Falcon and the Winter Soldier MCU race lecture with capes on MID
  25. 58% SLOP The Unicorn Goggins carries a milquetoast network dad-com MID
  26. 58% SLOP Zoey 101 Nickelodeon tween boarding-school LARP with dated teen soap seasoning MID
  27. 42% SLOP The Rookie Network cop procedural that plays it safe MID
  28. 58% SLOP The Witcher Solid source material, Netflix execution in freefall MID
  29. 58% SLOP Bar Rescue Yelling at failing bars, 80% formula 20% fixes MID
  30. 58% SLOP My Deer Friend Nokotan Deer-girl gags that peak at antler soup jokes. MID
  31. 58% SLOP Our Flag Means Death Queer pirate rom-com that puts the message first MID
  32. 58% SLOP Emily in Paris French fantasy cosplay for basic bitches MID
  33. 42% SLOP Gate JSDF stomps fantasy with modern steel, harem filler drags MID
  34. 58% SLOP Tremembé Celebrity-killer prison drama LARP MID
  35. 58% SLOP Outer Banks Netflix teen soap with treasure hunts and zero consequences MID
  36. 58% SLOP Beastars Furry high school with murder and mating instincts MID
  37. 58% SLOP The Righteous Gemstones Vulgar megachurch satire that punches faith and laughs at the mess MID
  38. 58% SLOP My 600-lb Life Exploitative misery porn dressed as inspiration. MID
  39. 58% SLOP Lucifer Satan as charming PI, faith as punchline. MID
  40. 58% SLOP Hannah Montana Disney pop-star double life fantasy, mild formula slop MID
  41. 44% SLOP Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse Dollhouse sitcom, pure toy commercial energy MID
  42. 44% SLOP Gotham Batman origin soap opera with flashes of grit MID
  43. 44% SLOP Succession Elite rot served with impeccable dialogue MID
  44. 44% SLOP Archer Cartoon spy degeneracy that never grew up MID
  45. 54% SLOP Kill la Kill Ecchi rebellion fever dream, animation carries the day MID
  46. 47% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam AGE Generational mecha slog with kid-gloves pacing MID
  47. 47% SLOP Nemesis Standard Netflix cat-and-mouse crime drama — watchable but unremarkable. MID
  48. 47% SLOP Re:Zero Isekai suffering loop with fanservice tax MID
  49. 47% SLOP Hello Neighbor: Welcome to Raven Brooks Kids' mystery from buggy game IP, light basement horror MID
  50. 47% SLOP Hellsing Gore-drenched vampire edge with Nazi punching, mid on the degeneracy meter MID
  51. 47% SLOP Smiling Friends Cartoon nihilism with gore as the punchline MID
  52. 47% SLOP Sabres Postgame Standard hockey recap, talking heads included MID
  53. 47% SLOP WCW Nitro Monday Night Wars relic — peak athleticism, mid storylines MID
  54. 52% SLOP Star Trek Classic duty meets modern messaging sludge MID
  55. 48% SLOP The Goldbergs Nostalgic family sitcom with occasional lectures MID
  56. 52% SLOP FBI Dick Wolf procedural that plays it safe MID
  57. 52% SLOP Magnum P.I. (2018) Reboot swaps leads, keeps the mustache energy MID
  58. 52% SLOP Workin' Moms Modern mom navel-gazing with decent one-liners MID
  59. 48% SLOP Seitokai no Ichizon Harem wish-fulfillment lite, girls do the work. MID
  60. 52% SLOP TekWar 90s cyberpunk TV that aged like milk in a VR helmet MID
  61. 52% SLOP The Good Doctor Autistic savant surgeon soap with network polish MID
  62. 48% SLOP Bloodhounds Fist-first debt collection drama, violence as main course MID
  63. 52% SLOP The Patrick Star Show SpongeBob spin-off that leans on dumb Patrick bits MID
  64. 52% SLOP Fairy Tail Friendship spam with bikini armor wallpaper MID
  65. 48% SLOP Never Have I Ever Teen hormone soup with authentic Indian seasoning MID
  66. 52% SLOP Star Trek: Picard Legacy Trek with modern messaging fatigue MID
  67. 52% SLOP Sword Art Online Isekai harem slop with VR prison vibes MID
  68. 52% SLOP The Owl House Disney witch teen saga with heavy queer framing MID
  69. 48% SLOP Mare Fuori Italian teen prison soap with Camorra edge and redemption bait. MID
  70. 48% SLOP 3 Body Problem Netflix committee sci-fi, book got watered down MID
  71. 52% SLOP Beast Machines CGI sequel that swapped fun for sermon MID
  72. 52% SLOP Twisted Metal Game nostalgia with post-apoc car combat, mid execution MID
  73. 48% SLOP BMF (Black Mafia Family) 50 Cent crime saga glorifying the rise before the fall. MID
  74. 48% SLOP Lost Mystery island that forgot where it was going. MID
  75. 52% SLOP Monogatari Sharp dialogue, heavy ecchi tax on every frame MID
  76. 52% SLOP MasterChef Reality cooking contest padded with tears and Ramsay roasts. MID
  77. 48% SLOP Sweet Magnolias Formulaic small-town romance slop, zero edge. MID
  78. 52% SLOP Nobody Wants This Netflix rom-com that flirts with faith then ghosts it MID
  79. 52% SLOP Degrassi: The Next Generation Issue-of-the-week teen soap that lectures more than it entertains. MID
  80. 48% SLOP Tokyo Ghoul Gore-soaked identity crisis that peaks early then wanders MID
  81. 48% SLOP Peacemaker Gunn's dick-joke redemption arc — mid but watchable MID
  82. 48% SLOP 1670 Polish mockumentary nobility chaos MID
  83. 52% SLOP Dragon Ball Super Tournament filler with god ki sprinkles MID
  84. 52% SLOP Blood & Water Netflix teen mystery, formulaic Cape Town drama MID
  85. 52% SLOP Wu Assassins Solid fights buried under Netflix filler MID
  86. 52% SLOP Outlander Highland boning with time-travel copium MID
  87. 48% SLOP Criminal Minds Network unsub-of-the-week slop with early promise MID
  88. 51% SLOP Ren and Stimpy Gross-out classic that aged like milk left in the sun MID
  89. 51% SLOP Bokurano Kids vs aliens in a suicide pact disguised as mecha MID
  90. 51% SLOP Ninja Slayer Campy cyber-ninja revenge pulp, thin on depth. MID
  91. 51% SLOP Survivor Endless seasons of backstabbing alliances and torch snuffing MID
  92. 51% SLOP The Summer I Turned Pretty Teen beach love triangle, mid-tier angst delivery MID
  93. 51% SLOP Manifest Mystery hook drowned in soap-opera sludge MID
  94. 51% SLOP NASCAR Cup Series Corporate car circus with occasional real danger MID
  95. 51% SLOP The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret Cringe Britcom that mistakes escalation for wit MID
  96. 51% SLOP Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015) Kids' toy commercial with occasional robot punches MID
  97. 51% SLOP Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2001) Harmless toy ad with robot punches MID
  98. 51% SLOP Guilty Crown Mecha rebellion undercut by fanservice and rushed ending MID
  99. 51% SLOP The Vampire Diaries CW teen vampire soap with endless love triangles MID
  100. 51% SLOP Bridgerton Regency soap opera with extra thrusting. MID
  101. 51% SLOP Hell's Kitchen Ramsay yelling at amateurs for 22 seasons straight MID
  102. 51% SLOP Heroes S1 banger, then writers' strike committee slop MID
  103. 51% SLOP On My Block Teen hood drama with heart but zero discipline MID
  104. 51% SLOP Skeleton Crew Star Wars Goonies LARP with corporate training wheels MID