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TV Slop Scores

TV shows graded on the Slop scale. Prestige, reality, and committee slop — ranked.

  1. 24% SLOP Homeland Spy thriller that still respects trad duty and trad betrayal BASED
  2. 24% SLOP The Gilded Age Old money vs new, zero modern rot injected. BASED
  3. 24% SLOP Paw Patrol Wholesome pups teaching duty, zero degeneracy. BASED
  4. 24% SLOP Black Clover Shonen grit and found-family done mostly right BASED
  5. 24% SLOP Beyond Life and Death Lynchian lodge fever dream that still owns television. BASED
  6. 24% SLOP Gun (1997) Altman anthology follows one gun through six dark owner tales. BASED
  7. 76% SLOP American Horror Story Graphic degeneracy framed as prestige horror SLOP
  8. 24% SLOP Another Solid curse mystery, light on degeneracy. BASED
  9. 24% SLOP Joe Pickett Solid western lawman procedural, family and duty intact BASED
  10. 24% SLOP Snowfall Crack epidemic saga with moral weight, not glorification. BASED
  11. 24% SLOP The X-Files 90s conspiracy bait that still hits harder than modern slop. BASED
  12. 24% SLOP Top Gear Lads, cars, and Clarkson meltdowns — peak unfiltered telly BASED
  13. 24% SLOP Blue's Clues & You! Preschool puzzle reboot that mostly keeps it clean BASED
  14. 24% SLOP Sentenced to Be a Hero Penal hero resurrection grind with goddess-fueled rebellion BASED
  15. 24% SLOP JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Flamboyant stands, destiny brawls — auteur weirdness wins BASED
  16. 24% SLOP Doctor House Cynical genius solves puzzles, audience treated like adults BASED
  17. 24% SLOP Lupin III Part IV Gentleman thief heists, zero committee rot. BASED
  18. 24% SLOP Spider-Noir Cage webslinging in fedora, pure pulp noir BASED
  19. 24% SLOP Dan Vs. Misanthrope's manifesto with actual heart BASED
  20. 24% SLOP Monk Quirky OCD detective procedural — charming, formulaic comfort BASED
  21. 24% SLOP My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2011) Wholesome pony friendship, zero degeneracy. BASED
  22. 24% SLOP iCarly Nick web show that mostly dodged the agenda curse BASED
  23. 24% SLOP Blue Lock Egoist striker factory — shonen discipline fuel BASED
  24. 24% SLOP Hell on Wheels Railroad grit without the modern sermon BASED
  25. 74% SLOP He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2021) Woke reboot neuters the barbarian, lectures over action SLOP
  26. 74% SLOP Little Women: LA Tiny cast, towering reality slop SLOP
  27. 26% SLOP Ozark Midwest cartel laundering with actual consequences BASED
  28. 27% SLOP M.A.S.K. 80s toy commercial with actual soul BASED
  29. 27% SLOP Hannibal Stylized cannibalism with real auteur bite BASED
  30. 27% SLOP Vice Principals McBride and Goggins turn school admin into blood sport BASED
  31. 27% SLOP Rescue Me Firehouse PTSD and bourbon, zero lectures BASED
  32. 28% SLOP Kimi ga Nozomu Eien Classic romance with teeth, not modern slop BASED
  33. 28% SLOP Pandamonium 1982 panda quest, zero modern rot BASED
  34. 28% SLOP The Punisher Raw vigilante payback, zero identity lectures. BASED
  35. 28% SLOP Umaru-chan Cute NEET gremlin energy, zero thesis rot. BASED
  36. 28% SLOP Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay's bootcamp for dying kitchens — based redemption arc BASED
  37. 28% SLOP Abbott Elementary Feel-good mockumentary that mostly respects the grind. BASED
  38. 28% SLOP Stranger Things 5 80s monster kids final season — friendship holds BASED
  39. 72% SLOP Glenn Martin, DDS Forgotten stop-motion dentist RV slop, 4.5 IMDb deserved. SLOP
  40. 28% SLOP Los Padrinos Mágicos Kid chaos engine with fairy godparents, zero degeneracy. BASED
  41. 28% SLOP Postpartum (The Shield) Gritty cop rot with moral weight, zero lectures. BASED
  42. 28% SLOP When They Cry Horror that earns its paranoia and gore BASED
  43. 28% SLOP The Promised Neverland Clever orphans outrun demons until season 2 speedruns the soul BASED
  44. 28% SLOP Dragon Ball Daima Kid Goku nostalgia with Toriyama DNA BASED
  45. 72% SLOP Baywatch Bikini slop with slow-mo as plot device. SLOP
  46. 28% SLOP Sharp Objects Prestige trauma with teeth, not goyslop BASED
  47. 72% SLOP WWE Smackdown Weekly spandex soap opera with chair-shot catharsis SLOP
  48. 29% SLOP Destination Truth Globe-trotting ghost hunts with zero ideology tax BASED
  49. 29% SLOP The Loud House Ten sisters, actual family duty, zero degeneracy BASED
  50. 29% SLOP Murphy Brown Pre-woke newsroom sitcom that still had adults BASED
  51. 71% SLOP Intervention reality slop that turns human wreckage into binge fuel SLOP
  52. 29% SLOP Righteous Gemstones Prosperity gospel grifters get the McBride treatment they deserve BASED
  53. 71% SLOP Mountain Monsters Appalachian cryptid LARP with shaky cams and zero payoffs SLOP
  54. 71% SLOP Got Talent Reality slop with rare actual talent SLOP
  55. 71% SLOP Avatar: The Last Airbender (Netflix) Live-action remake that sanded off every edge SLOP
  56. 71% SLOP Heated Rivalry Same-sex hockey affair as the heroic liberation thesis SLOP
  57. 29% SLOP Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers: Victory 80s mecha toy shill with killer robot fights BASED
  58. 29% SLOP Wonder Showzen Puppet nihilism roasting kid-TV slop BASED
  59. 29% SLOP The Cuphead Show! 1930s cartoon fever dream, zero modern rot BASED
  60. 71% SLOP RoboCop: The Series Syndicated franchise filler with the teeth filed off SLOP
  61. 29% SLOP Pedro el Escamoso Classic tacky macho rom-com, zero modern lectures BASED
  62. 29% SLOP Avenue 5 Space cruise satire that lands with bite. BASED
  63. 29% SLOP Aqua Teen Hunger Force Absurd fast-food nihilism that never sold out BASED
  64. 29% SLOP From Trapped-town mystery with teeth, not Twitter brain BASED
  65. 29% SLOP Vikings Warrior culture preserved, gore and nudity as seasoning. BASED
  66. 29% SLOP Mr. Birchum Carolla's cranky woodshop teacher dunks on campus clowns. BASED
  67. 71% SLOP Halo Game adaptation that neuters its own legend SLOP
  68. 29% SLOP The Man in the High Castle Nazi-occupied America done right, resistance with teeth BASED
  69. 71% SLOP Eastbound & Down Raunchy anti-hero wallow with zero moral cost SLOP
  70. 71% SLOP Power Drug empire LARP with sex-scene padding. SLOP
  71. 71% SLOP Ms. Marvel MCU identity sermon in a bangle SLOP
  72. 29% SLOP Kamen Rider Kiva Vampire rock opera tokusatsu with bloodline duty beats BASED
  73. 29% SLOP Vincenzo Mafia lawyer K-drama flexes without rotting the soul. BASED
  74. 29% SLOP Monday Night Football Real collisions, zero script — the last honest broadcast left BASED
  75. 71% SLOP Helluva Boss Hell's most unhinged group chat rendered in blood and boners SLOP
  76. 31% SLOP Castlevania (Netflix Series) Bloody, adult vampire hunter romp with teeth BASED
  77. 31% SLOP Devil May Cry (Netflix) Stylish demon-hunting anime that mostly nails the game energy BASED
  78. 31% SLOP Monarch: Legacy of Monsters MonsterVerse series that still remembers monsters bite BASED
  79. 31% SLOP Fallout Solid adaptation, still carries Amazon's corporate rot. BASED
  80. 31% SLOP This Is Us Sentimental family epic that respects duty and loss BASED
  81. 31% SLOP The Legend of Korra Solid sequel that mostly earns its bending license BASED
  82. 68% SLOP Demo Reel Mockumentary crew remaking flops that flopped itself. SLOP
  83. 68% SLOP Ginny & Georgia Teen drama slop with mommy issues and sex as plot glue SLOP
  84. 68% SLOP Love, Death & Robots Shiny anthology of sex, gore, and occasional craft SLOP
  85. 32% SLOP Uma Musume Pretty Derby Cute horse girls train hard, zero ideology, some fanservice tax BASED
  86. 32% SLOP Hellsing Abridged Crude, quotable vampire satire that mostly earns the laughs BASED
  87. 68% SLOP Tosh.0 Viral freakshow that laughs at degeneracy for laughs SLOP
  88. 68% SLOP The Apprentice Reality slop that made boardroom drama the new normal SLOP
  89. 68% SLOP Dragon Ball GT GT: Garbage Tier Dragon Ball fanfic that got animated SLOP
  90. 68% SLOP The Flash Arrowverse speedster slop, later seasons in shambles. SLOP
  91. 68% SLOP Watchmen Race lecture in a superhero costume SLOP
  92. 68% SLOP Spawn (HBO Animated Series) 90s edge-lord hellspawn cosplay with gore as the point SLOP
  93. 67% SLOP The Beauty Ryan Murphy body-horror LARP on Ozempic culture SLOP
  94. 67% SLOP True Blood HBO vampire soap opera drowning in sex and gore SLOP
  95. 34% SLOP Outsider King miniseries: solid craft, heavy on dread MID
  96. 34% SLOP It: Welcome to Derry Pennywise prequel delivers solid King horror craft. MID
  97. 34% SLOP La Casa de Papel Solid heist craft, later seasons slide into soap MID
  98. 34% SLOP The 100 Gritty post-apoc survival with real moral weight. MID
  99. 34% SLOP Resident Alien Alien-in-small-town comedy that mostly minds its business MID
  100. 34% SLOP Young Sheldon Wholesome network prequel that mostly respects family. MID
  101. 34% SLOP Lost in Space Space family saga with solid survival vibes MID
  102. 34% SLOP Superstore Retail grind comedy with heart and occasional HR slop MID
  103. 34% SLOP Prison Break Escape thriller that peaks early then milks the premise MID
  104. 64% SLOP Team Knight Rider Franchise slop that swapped one car for committee MID
  105. 64% SLOP Highspeed Étoile CGI racing slop with zero soul under the hood MID
  106. 64% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Yuri Gundam soap with corporate family drama MID
  107. 64% SLOP Caillou Whiny bald toddler simulator, parents beware MID
  108. 64% SLOP Black Mirror Dystopian misery porn with tech LARPing as depth MID
  109. 64% SLOP Misfits (2009) Superpowered delinquents wallowing in degeneracy MID
  110. 64% SLOP Ghost Adventures Formulaic bro ghost hunting with endless jump-scare padding. MID
  111. 37% SLOP Sega Hard Girls Sega consoles as schoolgirls = wholesome retro copium MID
  112. 38% SLOP The Mentalist Network procedural with sharp observation game, zero modern rot MID
  113. 38% SLOP Cop Craft Fantasy buddy-cop anime with elf fanservice MID
  114. 38% SLOP New Girl Quirky teacher crashes guy apartment, friendship and horniness ensue. MID
  115. 38% SLOP Kid vs. Kat Slapstick alien-cat invasion kids cartoon — mostly harmless MID
  116. 62% SLOP Off Campus College hookups in hockey jerseys — same old slop MID
  117. 62% SLOP Fear the Walking Dead Spin-off that forgot why zombies matter MID
  118. 62% SLOP Law & Order: SVU 25-season procedural trauma factory MID
  119. 61% SLOP Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Naruto's sequel: all shadow, zero bite MID
  120. 61% SLOP Glee Autotuned teen drama that peaked early then preached MID