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TV Slop Scores

TV shows graded on the Slop scale. Prestige, reality, and committee slop — ranked.

  1. 29% SLOP Smallville Heroic farm boy origin before CW soap opera creep BASED
  2. 29% SLOP Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Trigger actually cooked the neon dystopia BASED
  3. 29% SLOP Boardwalk Empire Prohibition gangster prestige with HBO rot BASED
  4. 71% SLOP The Walking Dead zombie marathon that became its own apocalypse SLOP
  5. 31% SLOP Castlevania (Netflix Series) Bloody, adult vampire hunter romp with teeth BASED
  6. 31% SLOP It: Welcome to Derry HBO prequel that remembers horror has stakes. BASED
  7. 31% SLOP True Detective Dark anthology prestige with craft, occasional HBO rot BASED
  8. 68% SLOP The Flash Arrowverse speedster slop, later seasons in shambles. SLOP
  9. 34% SLOP Outsider King miniseries: solid craft, heavy on dread MID
  10. 34% SLOP Loki MCU variant romp with charm, franchise drag MID
  11. 34% SLOP The Simpsons Golden-age satire that refused to die gracefully MID
  12. 35% SLOP The Mentalist Charming con-man solves crimes, zero lectures. MID
  13. 64% SLOP The Shards Ryan Murphy does 80s LA serial-killer prep school again MID
  14. 62% SLOP Pretty Little Liars Teen mystery soap with identity arcs as plot fuel MID
  15. 62% SLOP The Witcher Book lore butchered for Netflix sex and filler MID
  16. 38% SLOP Daredevil: Born Again MCU grit with corporate guardrails — watch the pilot first MID
  17. 61% SLOP The Owl House Disney's queer fantasy slop with decent craft buried under messaging. MID
  18. 61% SLOP Sons of Anarchy Biker soap with blood, tits, and zero redemption. MID
  19. 58% SLOP Masamune-kun's Revenge Revenge rom-com that ditches the bit for harem fanservice. MID
  20. 58% SLOP Włatcy móch Crude Polish kid anarchy with zero filter MID
  21. 58% SLOP Chainsmoker Cat Nicotine-stained catgirl failure comedy. MID
  22. 58% SLOP Sunday Night Football Corporate pigskin circus with ads as the real MVP MID
  23. 42% SLOP Backrooms Liminal dread done right until the lore bloat hits MID
  24. 58% SLOP American Dad! Crude CIA satire drowning in Roger sex gags. MID
  25. 58% SLOP Supernatural 15 seasons of monster filler with family duty as afterthought MID
  26. 58% SLOP WWE Raw 3-hour weekly wrestling soap with diminishing returns MID
  27. 52% SLOP Fairy Tail Friendship spam with bikini armor wallpaper MID
  28. 52% SLOP Darling in the Franxx Teen mecha soap opera drowning in cockpit innuendo MID
  29. 48% SLOP Doctor Who Classic hopepunk sci-fi rotting into franchise sermon MID
  30. 48% SLOP City Hunter 80s action classic drowning in ecchi slop MID
  31. 51% SLOP Best Medicine Fox Doc Martin remake — safe mid-tier comfort slop MID
  32. 51% SLOP The New Pope Vatican prestige with mandatory Euro-nudity MID
  33. 99% SLOP Velma Twitter timeline rendered as TV SLOP
  34. 99% SLOP Boku no Pico Ultimate shota degeneracy — nuke from orbit SLOP
  35. 98% SLOP Kodomo no Jikan Lolicon bait as school comedy SLOP
  36. 5% SLOP The Sopranos Pilot The episode that made therapy and mob life prestige canon. BASED
  37. 7% SLOP The Wire Baltimore wiretap masterpiece, zero corporate slop BASED
  38. 7% SLOP The Andy Griffith Show Small-town decency before the rot set in BASED
  39. 7% SLOP The Dick Van Dyke Show Peak 60s sitcom, zero modern rot. BASED
  40. 7% SLOP Blackadder Rowan Atkinson's razor wit eviscerates history BASED
  41. 7% SLOP Animaniacs (1993) Peak 90s cartoon, zero committee slop. BASED
  42. 7% SLOP Xi You Ji (1986) Monkey king beats demons, zero committee rot BASED
  43. 7% SLOP Jeeves and Wooster Wodehouse wit, zero modern rot BASED
  44. 7% SLOP Twin Peaks: The Return Lynch's 18-hour fever dream, zero committee notes BASED
  45. 7% SLOP Final Grades (The Wire) Season 4 peak, Wire unflinching. BASED
  46. 7% SLOP Ozymandias (Breaking Bad) Hubris, blood, and no redemption arcs. BASED
  47. 7% SLOP Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Wholesome bedrock of children's TV, zero slop detected. BASED
  48. 8% SLOP The Last Dance Jordan's cutthroat genius, zero filter BASED
  49. 92% SLOP Keeping Up with the Kardashians Sex tape origin story turned 20-season ego pageant SLOP
  50. 8% SLOP Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Elf processes mortality and friendship with zero slop BASED
  51. 8% SLOP The Muppet Show Henson's puppet kingdom, still undefeated. BASED
  52. 8% SLOP Original UK Top Gear Petrol, explosions, zero lectures BASED
  53. 8% SLOP Ping Pong the Animation Table tennis as raw philosophy, zero filler. BASED
  54. 8% SLOP Fawlty Towers Basil's hotel, peak pre-woke British savagery. BASED
  55. 8% SLOP Over the Garden Wall Hand-drawn folk horror that still hits harder than most prestige slop BASED
  56. 8% SLOP Lonesome Dove Epic Western friendship and duty done right BASED
  57. 8% SLOP The Dick Cavett Show Talk show that treated viewers like adults BASED
  58. 8% SLOP Haikyuu!! Volleyball grind, friendship, zero degeneracy BASED
  59. 8% SLOP Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Peak shonen, zero slop, pure soul. BASED
  60. 8% SLOP Steins;Gate Time travel masterpiece, zero committee slop. BASED
  61. 8% SLOP Twin Peaks Part 17 Lynch peak, dream logic weaponized. BASED
  62. 8% SLOP Astartes Grimdark auteur animation, emperor approves. BASED
  63. 8% SLOP Veritasium Science that respects your brain instead of farming it. BASED
  64. 8% SLOP Yan Can Cook Based wok wizardry, zero slop BASED
  65. 8% SLOP Cowboy Bebop Jazz noir peak, everything after is cope BASED
  66. 92% SLOP Cocomelon Toddler crack in 3D animation form SLOP
  67. 91% SLOP The Kardashians Clout dynasty as eternal content mill SLOP
  68. 9% SLOP Batman: The Animated Series Peak 90s Batman, zero modern rot. BASED
  69. 9% SLOP Slow Horses Adult spy fiction that respects your intelligence BASED
  70. 9% SLOP Mystery Science Theater 3000 Riffing on trash cinema since '88 — peak based entertainment BASED
  71. 9% SLOP A Charlie Brown Christmas Wholesome Peanuts special, faith and meaning intact BASED
  72. 91% SLOP Baddies Zeus Network reality slop: fights, ass, repeat SLOP
  73. 11% SLOP Orb: On the Movements of the Earth Heliocentrism as heresy — truth over dogma, done right. BASED
  74. 11% SLOP Samurai Jack Honor, duty, and Aku getting ratio'd every episode BASED
  75. 89% SLOP Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child pageant voyeurism as family entertainment SLOP
  76. 11% SLOP VeggieTales Veggies preaching duty beats every prestige slopfest BASED
  77. 11% SLOP Original Dragon Ball Pre-1990 shonen purity, zero messaging. BASED
  78. 11% SLOP The Apothecary Diaries Poison, palace plots, and zero identity sermons BASED
  79. 11% SLOP Dragon Ball (1986) Toriyama's raw boyhood brawl, zero committee rot BASED
  80. 11% SLOP 08th MS Team Grunt Gundam done right — war as hell, not spectacle BASED
  81. 11% SLOP Future Boy Conan Miyazaki's raw debut, hopepunk before the word existed BASED
  82. 11% SLOP How It's Made Factory footage that respects your intelligence. BASED
  83. 11% SLOP Saiki K. Deadpan psychic teen comedy, zero agenda BASED
  84. 11% SLOP The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Death, idiocy, and zero agenda. BASED
  85. 11% SLOP Wonder Pets Wholesome animal rescue crew, zero agendas BASED
  86. 11% SLOP M*A*S*H War as costly hell, medicine as craft — 70s gold BASED
  87. 11% SLOP MythBusters Explosions in service of truth, not spectacle. BASED
  88. 11% SLOP 1983 He-Man Series 80s toy-tied heroism, zero modern rot BASED
  89. 11% SLOP Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Season 2 Elf outlives friends, still learns to feel BASED
  90. 11% SLOP Boy Meets World 90s sitcom that taught actual lessons without the degeneracy. BASED
  91. 11% SLOP Bluey Specials Wholesome Aussie dog family, zero slop BASED
  92. 11% SLOP Shōgun (2024) Honor, duty, and feudal Japan done right. BASED
  93. 11% SLOP Columbo Just one more thing: this is how you do television. BASED
  94. 11% SLOP Aria the Animation Gondolas on Mars, soul balm in motion BASED
  95. 11% SLOP The Office (UK) Peak cringe before cringe was a brand BASED
  96. 11% SLOP FLCL Gainax fever dream that still slaps BASED
  97. 11% SLOP Non Non Biyori Rural slice-of-life done right, zero agenda. BASED
  98. 11% SLOP This Country Mockumentary perfection, rural England unfiltered BASED
  99. 11% SLOP March Comes in Like a Lion Shogi, depression, and earned growth done right. BASED
  100. 11% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn War, duty, and mecha done right. BASED
  101. 11% SLOP Legend of the Galactic Heroes Space opera with actual brains and zero degeneracy BASED
  102. 11% SLOP Nichijou Peak absurd slice-of-life, zero agenda detected BASED
  103. 11% SLOP Bakuman Manga grindset, friendship, zero degeneracy BASED
  104. 11% SLOP Denkou Choujin Gridman 90s tokusatsu heroism, kaiju brawls done right BASED
  105. 11% SLOP Scott the Woz Gaming autism distilled into watchable form BASED
  106. 11% SLOP Kamen Rider Kuuga Heisei reboot that actually respects heroism and duty. BASED
  107. 11% SLOP Stand Alone Complex Cyberpunk peak before the genre went full NPC. BASED
  108. 11% SLOP Stampy's Lovely World Wholesome Minecraft empire, zero degeneracy BASED
  109. 11% SLOP Monster (2004) Cold, precise, adult storytelling done right BASED
  110. 11% SLOP Mushishi Folklore done right, no agenda, pure atmosphere BASED
  111. 11% SLOP Have Gun – Will Travel Paladin delivers justice, no modern rot BASED
  112. 11% SLOP Detectorists Wholesome British comedy about friendship and obsession BASED
  113. 11% SLOP Upin & Ipin Wholesome Malaysian twins, family duty, zero degeneracy BASED
  114. 89% SLOP Yosuga no Sora Incest thesis with zero redemption arc SLOP
  115. 11% SLOP Gravity Falls Single-author mystery box that still slaps BASED
  116. 89% SLOP Yarichin Bitch Club High school sex club anime, degeneracy as thesis SLOP
  117. 11% SLOP Violet Evergarden War orphan finds humanity through letters, peak Kyoto BASED
  118. 11% SLOP Gurren Lagann Drill the heavens or die trying. BASED
  119. 11% SLOP My Adventures with Superman Hopeful Superman done right, zero franchise rot. BASED
  120. 11% SLOP True Detective Season 1 Louisiana noir with teeth, single voice intact BASED