The Take

Sourdough is healthy when it's the real deal. Slop Score: 9.

Flour, water, salt, and time create natural fermentation that beats commercial yeast every time. Store-bought copies often sneak in seed oils or dough conditioners that ruin the point.

The Verdict

Pair it with grass-fed butter or raw milk and the civilization stack is complete. Ancestors would approve.

Buy the real fermented version. Slop Score 9.

Common Questions

Does Sourdough have seed oils?

No. Authentic sourdough uses only flour, water, salt, and time.

Is Sourdough ultra-processed?

No. Traditional sourdough skips the additives that define ultra-processed bread.

What is a healthier alternative to Sourdough?

There isn't one. Real sourdough is already the upgrade over commercial loaves.