The Take

Yes, Cow Anus is healthy. Slop Score 7.

It is literally one ingredient: cow anus. Real animal protein and fat, zero marketing, zero seed oils, zero ultra-processing. Nose-to-tail eating the way humans did it before grocery shelves became chemistry labs.

The Verdict

Buy it. Pair with bone broth for maximum based effect. Slop Score 7.

This is the food that makes modern grocery stores look like a joke. Ancestors would nod. Everything else is cope.

Common Questions

What is in Cow Anus?

Cow anus. Nothing else added.

Is Cow Anus ultra-processed?

No. Single ingredient only.

Does Cow Anus have seed oils?

No. Zero seed oils or additives.