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STICKY CLOSED posted by Anonymous (ID: OP4ever) · 05/24/26(Sun)22:53:14 · OP is a saint
Anonymous (ID: OP4ever) 05/24/26(Sun)22:53:14 No.69420
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S BASED CERTIFIED — chad approved · zero cope unironically based
> showing 3 of 14 · 11 more replies in S
  • #1 Pasture-raised eggs + grass-fed butter 2%
  • #2 In-N-Out (protein style, no spread) 4%
  • #3 Raw milk (local farm, no homogenized cope) 6%
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>tfw your mitochondria actually function >tfw the ingredient list fits on one line >feels good man

>>69420 Anonymous (ID: SeedOilCop) 05/24/26(Sun)22:54:01 No.69421
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A SURVIVABLE WITH DISCIPLINE
> showing 3 of 26 · 23 more replies in A
  • #4 Chipotle (salad bowl, no rice/beans) 52%
  • #5 Cava (greens + chicken, double protein) 56%
  • #6 Five Guys (bunless, no sauce, no fries) 61%
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>26 entries in A · 6 visible now >the other 20 land in your inbox at drop >don't be a lurker

>>69421 Anonymous (ID: Locked4U) 05/24/26(Sun)23:01:47 No.69422
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B MID — survivable on hard mode 36 hidden · full list at drop
> showing 4 of 41 · 37 more replies in B
  • #12Sweetgreen (regular bowl, harvest dressing)68%
  • #13Starbucks (anything not black coffee)74%
  • #14Annie's mac & cheese (the dopamine box)76%
  • #15Feastables (MrBeast bar — surprisingly mid)78%
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  • +32 ▼ 32 more in B — emailed at drop · all 41 entries 🔒
>>69422 Anonymous (ID: MidWit) 05/24/26(Sun)23:08:22 No.69423
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C PROCEED WITH CAUTION
> showing 5 of 58 · 53 more replies in C
  • #34McDonald's (default order)89%
  • #35Subway (footlong, all sauces)84%
  • #36Oat milk latte (the NPC beverage)82%
  • #37Prime Hydration (logan paul kool-aid)86%
  • #38Beyond Burger (ranks LOWER than McD's)87%
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>>69423 Anonymous (ID: Cope) 05/24/26(Sun)23:11:09 No.69424
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D SEED OIL ARCHITECTURE
> showing 4 of 71 · 67 more replies in D
  • #71Crumbl Cookies (weekly slop drop)93%
  • #72Panda Express (orange chicken combo)91%
  • #73Domino's (extra cheese, dipping sauce)93%
  • #74Erewhon $19 smoothie (rich-person slop)90%
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>>69424 Anonymous (ID: Doomer) 05/24/26(Sun)23:14:55 No.69425
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F INDUSTRIAL SLOP DO NOT EAT
> showing 4 of 37 · 33 more replies in F
  • #142Gas station roller hot dog99%
  • #143Bottled "smoothie" (17g sugar/bottle)97%
  • #144"Protein" bar w/ 32 ingredients96%
  • #145??? (your favorite is locked, cope)???
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/dev/ posted by Anonymous (ID: DevAnon) · 4 hours ago · No.69426