Restaurant roast · 68% slop

Times Square Pizza Company: Large Cheese, Skip Fries

Bloomingdale's 30-year pizza joint mixes neighborhood pinball charm with everyday processed defaults.

July 25, 2026 About Times Square Pizza Company

30 years of pinball and beer can't save the seed-oil wings.

The Take

Order the large cheese pizza at Times Square Pizza Company. This Bloomingdale joint earns a 68 Slop Score for its 30-year local run and Sandlot owner cred mixed with typical processed defaults.

Pinball machines and beer on tap deliver solid neighborhood vibes. Fried wings, Philly items, and standard dough push the rest into ultra-processed comfort territory.

The Verdict

Get the large cheese pizza and ask for extra cheese plus a house salad instead of wings. Skip anything fried or labeled Philly.

Times Square Pizza Company rewards locals who order smart. 68 Slop Score.

Common Questions

Is Times Square Pizza Company healthy?

No. Default orders lean ultra-processed with typical dough and sauces.

Does Times Square Pizza Company use seed oils?

Likely yes in the wings and Philly cheese steaks.

Who owns Times Square Pizza Company?

A Sandlot actor, adding some based local cred to the Bloomingdale spot.

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