Restaurant roast · 27% slop

The Chattaway: Cheeseburger Before It Closes

A 75-year English-heritage burger joint in St. Pete faces its final days.

July 25, 2026 About The Chattaway

Grab the cheeseburger and tea before the 1951 relic shutters.

The Take

Cheeseburger with fries and a side salad is the clear order at The Chattaway. Slop Score 27.

This family-owned St. Petersburg spot has held its English roots since 1951 with solid burgers and garden patio tea service, but the standard American menu offers no verified sourcing upgrades.

The Verdict

The Chattaway delivers honest old-school Florida charm worth one last visit. Book the based order before the doors shut.

Slop Score 27. Buy it now.

Common Questions

Is The Chattaway healthy?

No. Standard American fare with no sourcing claims verified.

What should you avoid at The Chattaway?

Deep-fried baskets if seed oils are a concern.

When does The Chattaway close?

Mid-July 2026. Hurry for the full experience.

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