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Restaurant roast · 38% slop

Thai Town: Fresh Curries Over the Fryer Gamble

Thai Town delivers neighborhood Thai that rewards asking about the oil.

July 25, 2026 About Thai Town

Massaman at Thai Town hits traditional without the seed oil LARP.

The Take

Thai Town earns a 38 Slop Score as solid local Thai that mostly delivers.

Fresh coconut milk curries with herbs, lime, and fish sauce redeem the occasional fryer gamble on soybean oil.

Get the Massaman or green curry with chicken or beef and hold the rice if watching carbs.

Thai Town lands a 38 Slop Score for fresh execution that beats most strip-mall Thai.

Mostly. Curries deliver whole proteins and fresh produce while fried items depend on oil confirmation.

Yes in the fryers. Ask before ordering anything deep-fried to avoid soybean or vegetable oil.

Soybean or vegetable oil is the default. Confirm every time to dodge the industrial gamble.

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