Restaurant · 67% slop · slop
Healthy LARP, $18 seed-oil bowl
Grilled chicken bowl with avocado, hold all dressings
Same lane. Swipe for more.
$1.50 beef tube keeps the food court mid
Seed-oil wing slop dispensary, industrial fry cathedral
Wellness LARP charging $20 for vibes
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Bacon bomb on industrial patties, chain slop deluxe
Generic pie joint: mid unless you hunt quality