The Take
Squeeze Juice Works sells real cold-pressed juice from actual fruits and vegetables, yet defaults to sugar bombs once you add the smoothies and bowls. The Slop Score is 48.
People bought the wellness halo to signal clean living while mainlining fructose. The shop closed after 12 years in January 2025.
The Verdict
Stick to straight pressed juice with a ginger shot on the side if you must. Everything else turns the virtue play into dessert.
Skip the rest. Slop Score 48.
Common Questions
Is Squeeze Juice Works healthy?
No. Whole produce starts clean but default smoothies and bowls add enough sweetener to spike blood sugar fast.
What should you avoid at Squeeze Juice Works?
Acai bowls and any smoothie with multiple add-ons. They hide the sugar load behind the healthy branding.
Is Squeeze Juice Works still open?
No. The final St. Petersburg location closed January 20, 2025 after 12 years.
