Restaurant roast · 52% slop

Rollbotto Sushi: Skip Entirely

The robot sushi experiment that traded fresh fish for gimmicks and then vanished.

July 25, 2026 About Rollbotto Sushi

Walk two blocks for actual fresh fish elsewhere.

The Take

Order nothing at Rollbotto Sushi. The robot gimmick spot shuttered in 2024 and became a dessert lounge, earning a 52 Slop Score.

DIY assembly let you dodge some sauces, but the whole concept delivered zero soul and standard oil risks once the cute robots packed up.

Skip entirely. The location has been shuttered since 2024.

Slop Score 52.

No. Standard casual sushi oil and sauce risks apply.

Yes. Typical restaurant sauces and oils carry the usual concerns.

No. Closed in 2024 with the space now a dessert lounge.

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