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Rick's On the River

Name: Rick's On the River: 76% Slop — Riverfront bar slop with boat parking and meh
Item: Rick's On the River
Rating: 24
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Riverfront bar slop with boat parking and meh fried bites

The Breakdown

Fresh oysters and river views draw the crowd
Heavy on fried seafood and bar classics
Reviews call food average at best, service hit-or-miss
Live music and party vibe over quality ingredients
Default order is deep-fried everything

Order Instead

Raw oysters on the half shell and a simple grilled fish if offered.

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