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Restaurant roast · 34% slop

What to Order at Pucci's Pizza? Classic NY Pie

Miami transplants chase that 1992 New York slice without the LARP.

July 25, 2026 About Pucci's Pizza

Pepperoni or cheese pie only. Everything else is Miami cope.

The Take

Order the pepperoni or cheese pie at Pucci's Pizza. Slop Score 34.

Since 1992 it claims authentic New York thin crust and reviews back fresh pies worth the downtown Miami price tag.

Solid late-night NY-style option that delivers on the classics without fake Italian theater. Downtown pricing stings but the thin crust holds up.

Buy the pepperoni or cheese pie. Slop Score 34.

No. Pies sit in fair downtown range but wings push totals higher.

Ranch-drenched specialty pies that mask the dough.

Yes. Slices available until 1:30–2 AM for the real late crowd.

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