The Take
Order the create-your-own at Power Pizzeria loaded with extra cheese and meats only. The Slop Score hits 71 because this is Brickell ghost kitchen protein-dough cosplay with standard pizzeria defaults and zero oil transparency.
Fresh veggies and homemade sauce get listed, yet the fortified flour marketing does the heavy lifting for buyers who want fitness halo on delivery. South Miami sibling leans all-natural meats while the original location shuttered.
The identity play is clear: health-conscious Miami locals signaling virtue through "protein" crust instead of admitting they just want pizza.
The Verdict
Skip the marketing entirely. Ask if protein crust is even still offered at remaining spots, then load up cheese and meats on a plain base.
The Slop Score is 71.
Common Questions
Is Power Pizzeria healthy?
No. Standard pizzeria ingredients with fortified flour marketing on top.
What should you avoid at Power Pizzeria?
Specialties with dough claims or heavy toppings.
Is the Brickell Power Pizzeria still open?
No. The location shuttered per Yelp reports.
