Restaurant · 26% slop · based
Chef-driven modern American worth the splurge.
Filet mignon or short rib with Parker House rolls.
Same lane. Swipe for more.
$1.50 beef tube keeps the food court mid
Seed-oil wing slop dispensary, industrial fry cathedral
Wellness LARP charging $20 for vibes
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Grass-fed patties + tallow fries — buns still mid
Seed-oil cathedral, same as McD's but with worse buns
Seed-oil bean-paste cathedral of regret