Restaurant roast · 29% slop

What should you order at Pineapple Espresso? Smoked salmon avocado

St. Pete's drive-thru skips the usual health-food LARP and serves smoked salmon with avocado instead.

July 25, 2026 About Pineapple Espresso

Drive-thru that actually nourishes without the slop.

The Take

Pineapple Espresso serves smoked salmon stuffed avocado and black coffee from a drive-thru window. Slop Score 29.

It targets St. Pete locals who want to signal wellness and real nourishment without ordering from the usual processed menu.

Get the smoked salmon stuffed avocado and black coffee or a wellness tea. Skip any sweetened or blended drinks.

Slop Score 29. Order it.

Yes. It markets smoked salmon, avocado, and real coffee with no obvious processed junk.

Any sweetened or blended drinks that mask the healthy focus.

Yes. Limited seating means grab and go for most customers.

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