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Restaurant roast · 29% slop

What should you order at Parc de Ville? Steak frites before closure

A proper brasserie with real kitchen skills that vanished right when the neighborhood needed it most.

July 25, 2026 About Parc de Ville

Steak frites with real butter vibes before the wellness takeover.

The Take

Slop Score 29. Parc de Ville delivered classic French brasserie cooking until it closed in May 2026.

The team from Cafe Colline and Chez Billy Sud knew how to plate duck confit and steak frites without apology.

The kitchen earned its keep with butter-forward classics and a solid rooftop. Then the doors shut and the identity died.

Order the steak frites or duck confit elsewhere now. Slop Score 29.

Anything after May 2026. The space no longer serves French classics.

Price tier 3. Solid brasserie pricing for the quality while it lasted.

No public reason given. The space became Pura Vida Miami immediately after.

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