Restaurant roast · 29% slop

Pagliacci Pizza: Order the Margherita

Seattle's pizza scene rewards the place that still hand-tosses instead of chasing trends.

July 25, 2026 About Pagliacci Pizza

Margherita over seasonal primos every time — crust wins.

The Take

Pagliacci Pizza earns a 29 Slop Score by refusing industrial shortcuts that sink most chains. Order the Margherita — olive oil, fresh mozzarella, basil, sea salt.

Local toppings since 1979 and hand-tossed dough keep the pie based. Delivery fees punish the lazy, so eat in.

The Verdict

Pagliacci Pizza keeps Seattle pizza honest with simple classics that let the crust shine. Order the Margherita and split half seasonal for variety.

Slop Score: 29

Common Questions

Is Pagliacci Pizza healthy?

Mostly. Olive oil and fresh mozzarella beat processed pies, though portions add up fast.

What should you avoid at Pagliacci Pizza?

Overloaded seasonal primos that bury the crust under toppings.

Does Pagliacci Pizza vary by location?

Yes. Consistency varies across its two dozen spots.

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