Restaurant roast · 41% slop

What should you order at Old Northeast Pizza? Nothing — it's closed

A cash-only Jersey pizzeria that delivered solid white pies and stromboli until the doors shut for good.

July 25, 2026 About Old Northeast Pizza

Cash only and gone — the ultimate Jersey pizza ghost story.

The Take

Old Northeast Pizza is permanently closed, so order nothing. Its Slop Score is 41.

The spot earned praise for classic Jersey-style slices, stromboli, and white pies in an old-school cash-only setting. Standard pizzeria ingredients and thin sourcing details keep the score low.

The Verdict

Old Northeast Pizza was a cash-only local draw with strong reviews for its stromboli and white pies. The permanent closure kills any repeat value.

Skip it. Slop Score 41.

Common Questions

Is Old Northeast Pizza still open?

No. It is permanently closed.

Does Old Northeast Pizza use seed oils?

Likely. Standard pizzeria defaults point to seed oils.

Is Old Northeast Pizza healthy?

No. Typical pizza ingredients dominate the menu.

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