The Take
Order two eggs any style, bacon or sausage, and hash browns or grits. That is the only move worth making at Kissin' Cuzzins.
The Slop Score sits at 32 because the breakfast staples deliver real eggs, bacon, and hearty affordable portions with a family vibe that has held since 1961, yet default soybean oil and processed lunch sides drag everything else down.
The Verdict
Kissin' Cuzzins is a time capsule breakfast spot that still serves the real thing on the morning menu. The rest of the day leans into the same industrial shortcuts most old diners adopted decades ago.
Ask for extra-crispy bacon or real butter on the side and stick to the based order. Order anything else and you are paying for processed sides and likely soybean oil. Slop Score: 32.
Common Questions
Is Kissin' Cuzzins healthy?
No. Breakfast staples are real but soybean oil defaults and processed lunch sides keep the overall score low.
Does Kissin' Cuzzins use seed oils?
Yes. Standard diner setup means soybean oil is the default unless you ask for butter on the side.
What should you avoid at Kissin' Cuzzins?
Club sandwich and anything deep-fried. Both lean on processed ingredients and heavy sides.
