Restaurant roast · 71% slop

What to Order at Jet's Pizza? Detroit Four Corners

Detroit-style hype meets industrial seed oils in every pan.

July 25, 2026 About Jet's Pizza

Four corners well-done or nothing — the rest is seed-oil sludge.

The Take

Jet's Pizza serves up Detroit deep-dish with those caramelized cheese edges everyone craves. Slop Score 71. The hand-tossed and thin options drown in corn and soybean oil instead.

Nostalgia buyers chase the Motor City vibe but get processed mozzarella and hidden HFCS in dressings.

The Verdict

Slop Score 71. Order the Detroit-style Four Corner cheese or pepperoni, well-done for max crisp. Skip thin crust and any ranch or blue cheese.

Common Questions

Is Jet's Pizza healthy?

No. Seed oils and processed lists rule the menu.

Does Jet's Pizza use seed oils?

Yes. Corn oil in hand-tossed dough and soybean in thin crust plus dressings.

What is the healthiest thing at Jet's Pizza?

Detroit-style Four Corners well-done, minus any side dressings.

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