Restaurant roast · 76% slop

House of China: Order Steamed, Skip the Sauces

Multiple locations serve the same safe but uninspired takeout that signals nothing but convenience.

August 3, 2026 About House of China

Steamed chicken and veggies beats drowning in General Tso's.

The Take

Order steamed chicken or shrimp with mixed veggies and brown rice, sauce on the side. The rest is the usual American-Chinese slop built on frying and thick processed sauces.

The Verdict

House of China exists for people who want cheap Chinese takeout without thinking. The thin public details on locations keep expectations exactly where they belong: generic.

Order the steamed chicken or shrimp with mixed veggies and brown rice, sauce on the side.

Common Questions

Is House of China healthy?

No. Standard menu relies on frying and processed sauces.

Does House of China use seed oils?

Yes. Frying and sauces default to the category norm.

Is MSG used at House of China?

Some spots claim none, but processed sauces remain typical.

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