Restaurant roast · 71% slop

What should you order at Gunslingers Saloon? Charbroiled steak special

Gunslingers Saloon sells the cowboy fantasy but serves the same industrial bar slop as every other Western LARP spot.

July 25, 2026 About Gunslingers Saloon

Skip the nachos and wings. The steak special is the only play that dodges the seed oil trap.

The Take

Order the charbroiled sirloin steak special with salad and no fries at Gunslingers Saloon. The Slop Score is 71.

It is a Western LARP bar pushing predictable industrial fryer slop. Steak and charbroiled specials stand out while everything else defaults to seed oil territory.

The Verdict

Buy the charbroiled sirloin steak special with salad and no fries. Ask for olive oil or butter on the grill if possible.

The Slop Score is 71. Everything else is standard industrial bar food dressed in cowboy cosplay.

Common Questions

Is Gunslingers Saloon healthy?

No. The menu leans on fried items and seed oils with minimal sourcing details.

Does Gunslingers Saloon use seed oils?

Yes. Default fryers and dressings point straight to industrial seed oils.

What is the healthiest thing at Gunslingers Saloon?

The charbroiled sirloin steak special with salad. It skips the fryer basket entirely.

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