Restaurant roast · 41% slop

What should you order at Fubar Downtown? Nothing post-2018

A once-rad music spot turned ghost bar that only nostalgia tourists still chase.

July 25, 2026 About Fubar Downtown

Order whatever was on tap before last call in 2018. After that, it's ghosts.

The Take

Fubar Downtown shut down after New Year's Eve 2018 and never reopened. Slop Score 41.

Nothing on the menu exists anymore, so skip the closed Central Ave dive entirely. The live music and cheap booze vibe died with the keys.

Fubar Downtown is a closed relic with zero operational value. The basedOrder was whatever was on tap before last call in 2018.

Avoid anything after the 2018 shutdown. Slop Score 41.

The entire closed building. Nothing remains to consume.

Irrelevant now. It was a cheap dive until shutdown.

No. Ghost the spot on Central Ave for old photos only.

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