The Take
Build your own with mixed greens, roasted chicken, avocado, feta, sunflower seeds, olive oil, and lemon at Crisp & Green to dodge the chain tax. Slop Score 41.
Real roasted chicken and produce show up, but presets push soybean oil dressings and overcharge for assembly-line work that signals virtue without delivering satiety.
The Verdict
Skip the presets and build your own to get actual value from the decent ingredients. The whole operation feels like Sweetgreen-lite with extra virtue signaling.
Slop Score 41.
Common Questions
Is Crisp & Green healthy?
Mostly yes when you customize and skip creamy dressings.
Does Crisp & Green use seed oils?
Yes, default dressings often hide soybean oil.
Why does Crisp & Green charge so much?
Fast-casual markup on produce assembly that grandma did for free.
