Restaurant roast · 84% slop

What should you order at China Wok? Steamed chicken with broccoli only

China Wok serves the same greasy American-Chinese formula that hooks nostalgia seekers and leaves health regrets.

July 25, 2026 About China Wok

Steamed broccoli beats General Tso's if you value not feeling like garbage.

The Take

China Wok clocks an 84 Slop Score. Order steamed chicken or shrimp with broccoli, sauce on the side, and white rice only.

Everything else dumps vegetable and soy oil plus HFCS cornstarch bombs onto your plate. People order here to signal cheap convenience over any fitness or health play.

The Verdict

China Wok is seed-oil wok slop with a side of regret. Ask if they can steam the protein and vegetables with no added oil at some locations.

The Verdict: skip it. Slop Score 84.

Common Questions

Is China Wok healthy?

No. Seed oils, HFCS sauces, and additives make the standard menu a health trap.

Does China Wok use seed oils?

Yes. Default fryers run vegetable and soy oil across fried items.

Can you modify orders at China Wok for less slop?

Yes. Request steamed protein and vegetables with no added oil plus white rice only.

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