Restaurant roast · 71% slop

Chiang Mai Thai Restaurant Orders: Chicken Satay Only

A dead Thai spot pushing the usual pad Thai and fryer basket in an industrial kitchen.

July 25, 2026 About Chiang Mai Thai Restaurant

Standard Thai slop in a dead spot.

The Take

Chiang Mai Thai Restaurant earns a 71 Slop Score for standard Thai slop in a dead spot. Order the chicken satay and skip the rice.

Default frying oil is likely vegetable or soy with no sourcing claims. Pad Thai and spring rolls deliver typical industrial fare while curries and satay only sound solid on paper.

The Verdict

Skip the whole place. The spot is listed closed and the menu offers zero reason to seek it out.

Order the chicken satay and skip the rice if it somehow reopens. Slop Score 71.

Common Questions

Is Chiang Mai Thai Restaurant healthy?

No. Industrial kitchen with likely seed oils and zero sourcing claims.

Does Chiang Mai Thai Restaurant use seed oils?

Likely yes. Default frying oil is vegetable or soy.

Is Chiang Mai Thai Restaurant still open?

No. The 1100 Central Ave location is listed closed.

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